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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2895 on: August 16, 2008, 07:18:42 AM »
I think it's a dog :P

I am not an animal person. Cat? Dog? They all taste the same.

You need to work on your palate.
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2896 on: August 16, 2008, 12:30:46 PM »
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

Where do these people come from?  Do they have carers to turn on their computers for them?  Is answers.com in some carers' handbook as a retard-friendly site?  Is English their native language?  Do they type while drunk and wearing mittens?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2897 on: August 16, 2008, 07:06:59 PM »


I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard...I gave myself a momentary headache.

She's got nice tits.
Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2898 on: August 17, 2008, 06:58:33 AM »
Prank Call



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2899 on: August 17, 2008, 09:08:14 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2901 on: August 17, 2008, 06:56:17 PM »
Prank Call




That was hilarious!

:LMAO:

 :plus:



Yeah, I think I'll memorize it for the next telemarketer!

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2902 on: August 17, 2008, 07:09:03 PM »


I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard...I gave myself a momentary headache.

She's got nice tits.

Sure, but a boob job would be money well invested in my opinion, since she is a fucking cartoon, but for real, I too hurt myself laughing.


One of the best yet.

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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2903 on: August 17, 2008, 07:41:06 PM »


I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard...I gave myself a momentary headache.

She's got nice tits.

Sure, but a boob job would be money well invested in my opinion, since she is a fucking cartoon, but for real, I too hurt myself laughing.


One of the best yet.

 :plus: GA

I got my aa wife a boob job, now were seperated.  do i get visitation?
Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2904 on: August 17, 2008, 07:42:07 PM »


I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard...I gave myself a momentary headache.

She's got nice tits.

Sure, but a boob job would be money well invested in my opinion, since she is a fucking cartoon, but for real, I too hurt myself laughing.


One of the best yet.

 :plus: GA

I'd like to see her cartoon nipples!
« Last Edit: August 18, 2008, 04:15:15 AM by driftingblizzard »
Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2905 on: August 17, 2008, 07:42:25 PM »
Do you?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2906 on: August 19, 2008, 12:38:34 PM »
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2908 on: August 20, 2008, 10:50:06 AM »
There's a dickhead in the pool


























































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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2909 on: August 20, 2008, 12:51:17 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.