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What is it? (I am pathetic and can't click on one of those unless I know a bit of what it's about.Quote#202477 +(7167)- [X](Mootar) morons.(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computerQuote#212775 +(7171)- [X]Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me todayPrimus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring upPrimus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampaxPrimus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"Primus521: lolPrimus521: turns out he misheard himPrimus521: he thought he said thumbtacsPrimus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks facePrimus521: omfgPrimus521: til the day i diePrimus521: i will never forget itQuote#583977 +(7422)- [X]<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die<DannyB> she was confusedApologies if I have posted these before.
#202477 +(7167)- [X](Mootar) morons.(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
#212775 +(7171)- [X]Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me todayPrimus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring upPrimus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampaxPrimus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"Primus521: lolPrimus521: turns out he misheard himPrimus521: he thought he said thumbtacsPrimus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks facePrimus521: omfgPrimus521: til the day i diePrimus521: i will never forget it
#583977 +(7422)- [X]<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die<DannyB> she was confused
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I'm safe from anything that harmsThe dangers all completely perishIn Daddy's tender loving armsCos he's the man I love and cherishThere's hassles in the world belowBut all of them I rise aboveCos Daddy's kisses make them goDaddy's penis brings me loveMy Daddy's thrusts between my legsBring joy, fulfilment, drive me wildOne day he'll spray my fertile eggsAnd make my womb swell with his child.We'll raise some children, I'm quite sure,They'll suckle at my loving breastThe world outside may be at warBut we have peace, and pure incest.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
They are from www.bash.org I hope you enjoy the laughs. I have cried laughing at some of the stuff on there.
<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse<@cky> dipshit
Imagine the difficulty he'll face, after the breakup, of finding a girl who's willing to fuck him while his ex grins at her.
Is "I Mum" OK?
Quote from: Peter on June 16, 2008, 07:22:29 AMImagine the difficulty he'll face, after the breakup, of finding a girl who's willing to fuck him while his ex grins at her.First rule in tattoos, never tattoo the name of anyone including Jesus on your body.Second rule in tattoos, never tattoo the face of anyone including Jesus on your body.
This one makes me think of Plank:
Quote from: Peter on June 16, 2008, 02:43:53 PMThis one makes me think of Plank:Seriously disturbing to see some guy wearing that many polo shirts and to have some girl actually like him despite it!
