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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2490 on: April 28, 2008, 10:35:22 AM »
:laugh:

Photoshop is such a boon for the world.

It's not photoshopped; she rapidly rotated her torso in time for the photo, causing her breasts to extend horizontally from centrifugal force.  Her hair's horizontally extended too from her head snapping around.
No such thing, really its centripetal forces pulling inwards.

If you want to get technical about it, the breasts undergo acceleration due to being tethered in a rotating frame of reference which prevents them from following a straight-line trajectory along the curvature of space-time.  Saying that it's centrifugal force leads to less confusion, since it's a concept that most people are already familiar with.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2491 on: April 28, 2008, 12:44:26 PM »
:laugh:

Photoshop is such a boon for the world.

It's not photoshopped; she rapidly rotated her torso in time for the photo, causing her breasts to extend horizontally from centrifugal force.  Her hair's horizontally extended too from her head snapping around.
No such thing, really its centripetal forces pulling inwards.

If you want to get technical about it, the breasts undergo acceleration due to being tethered in a rotating frame of reference which prevents them from following a straight-line trajectory along the curvature of space-time.  Saying that it's centrifugal force leads to less confusion, since it's a concept that most people are already familiar with.
Only on an Aspergers site would a picture of a naked woman's tits turn into a conversation like this.

 :lol:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2492 on: April 29, 2008, 01:58:53 PM »
 :zoinks:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2493 on: April 29, 2008, 02:05:28 PM »
One would think that those nipple thingies would hurt.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2494 on: April 29, 2008, 03:29:40 PM »
One would think that those nipple thingies would hurt.

Or break your teeth :eyebrows:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2495 on: April 29, 2008, 03:45:55 PM »
I saw this sign today.  I stopped and waited but got no service :'(
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2496 on: April 29, 2008, 03:47:16 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2497 on: April 29, 2008, 03:55:47 PM »

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Translation?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2498 on: April 29, 2008, 03:56:13 PM »


I love country music.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2499 on: April 29, 2008, 04:41:03 PM »
To the UK crowd you'd put maggie thatchers picture in place of Hillary's.   :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2500 on: April 29, 2008, 05:08:08 PM »



It represents a current topic. She may be a cunt, but she is, in my opinion, the least of the evils we are offered as choices. The other two (electable) candidates are cunts as well, but they appear to be dripping thick greenish yellow pus.



... besides, they call everyone cunts.

:D
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2501 on: April 29, 2008, 06:38:08 PM »



It represents a current topic. She may be a cunt, but she is, in my opinion, the least of the evils we are offered as choices. The other two (electable) candidates are cunts as well, but they appear to be dripping thick greenish yellow pus.



... besides, they call everyone cunts.

:D

If it sounds bad................it is bad!   :zombiefuck:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2502 on: April 30, 2008, 12:46:26 AM »



It represents a current topic. She may be a cunt, but she is, in my opinion, the least of the evils we are offered as choices. The other two (electable) candidates are cunts as well, but they appear to be dripping thick greenish yellow pus.



... besides, they call everyone cunts.

:D

yuck, that's disgusting!  :puke:

it'll be interesting to see whether the US is more sexist than racist, though, won't it?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2503 on: April 30, 2008, 12:46:52 AM »
To the UK crowd you'd put maggie thatchers picture in place of Hillary's.   :P

nah - bernard manning.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2504 on: April 30, 2008, 04:44:46 AM »



It represents a current topic. She may be a cunt, but she is, in my opinion, the least of the evils we are offered as choices. The other two (electable) candidates are cunts as well, but they appear to be dripping thick greenish yellow pus.



... besides, they call everyone cunts.

:D

yuck, that's disgusting!  :puke:

it'll be interesting to see whether the US is more sexist than racist, though, won't it?


That makes very little sense, if you are referring to the Democratic party's front running nominee hopefuls. They are both sexist and racist.


.. as far as which kind of shit stinks worse, the woman seems more sexist and the black man seems more racist, which is predictable. Is that what you meant?

Either one would be better than drawing ever closer to outright martial law with the Republicans.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.