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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2460 on: April 13, 2008, 09:20:29 AM »
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Quote from: parts on April 12, 2008, 01:31:34 PM
The other day at work I was sitting in my truck talking on the phone at the school when the little old lady who works the desk at night in the recreation department arrived.  She is always so nice and gram motherly.  She parked next to the dumpster first she got out and put this big bag of trash in the dumpster from her car , this is a own that make you pay for private garbage pickup.  Then she looked around not seeing me reached under the passenger seat of her car and pulled out a silver flask and took two big drinks :o replaced it rinsed he mouth with her coffee and spit it out then went into work   :laugh:  I've seen her do it two other times now she must be at least 70

Oh I could tell you stories about the closet drinking habits of that generation.  "The Ladies who lunch", etc.   :green:

This would be the same generation who're ever keen to prohibit the rest of us from doing anything they disapprove of?  There was an old lady around here a while ago with a petition against a pub that was opening down the road, when this was one of the last 'dry' areas in Glasgow.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2461 on: April 13, 2008, 09:31:12 AM »
 :zoinks:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2462 on: April 13, 2008, 11:27:57 AM »
Quote from: Peter on April 13, 2008, 09:20:29 AM
Quote from: ozymandias on April 13, 2008, 08:35:15 AM
Quote from: parts on April 12, 2008, 01:31:34 PM
The other day at work I was sitting in my truck talking on the phone at the school when the little old lady who works the desk at night in the recreation department arrived.  She is always so nice and gram motherly.  She parked next to the dumpster first she got out and put this big bag of trash in the dumpster from her car , this is a own that make you pay for private garbage pickup.  Then she looked around not seeing me reached under the passenger seat of her car and pulled out a silver flask and took two big drinks :o replaced it rinsed he mouth with her coffee and spit it out then went into work   :laugh:  I've seen her do it two other times now she must be at least 70

Oh I could tell you stories about the closet drinking habits of that generation.  "The Ladies who lunch", etc.   :green:

This would be the same generation who're ever keen to prohibit the rest of us from doing anything they disapprove of?  There was an old lady around here a while ago with a petition against a pub that was opening down the road, when this was one of the last 'dry' areas in Glasgow.

Bingo and they go to church religiously without fail and mutter disapproving things at people that don't meet their "projected" moral image standards.   While hubby was working his ass off, wifey would be home "nipping away" in between household chores.  Yet, she'd be screaming at him if he went out to the pub/club for a little down time with the boys.  I saw it a lot when I was growing up.

The older generational image. 
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2463 on: April 14, 2008, 11:19:21 PM »
Kids songs done by bands like Coldplay, Pearl Jam, Metallica, etc.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2464 on: April 16, 2008, 08:27:09 AM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2465 on: April 16, 2008, 08:37:33 AM »
Brilliant!  :green:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2466 on: April 16, 2008, 08:59:49 PM »
 :lol: Seconded.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2467 on: April 18, 2008, 06:17:31 AM »
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Imagine being influenced by Pacman.  You'd have to, like, walk around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music...

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2468 on: April 18, 2008, 07:45:17 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2469 on: April 20, 2008, 12:57:52 AM »
By ninemsn staff


A CNN journalist who was arrested in New York was not only carrying drugs, but also had a rope tied around his neck and his genitals.

British reporter Richard Quest was arrested wandering around Central Park at 3.40am on Friday with methamphetamine in his jacket pocket, the New York Post reports.

Quest, 46, was approached by police for loitering, before voluntarily admitting "I've got some meth in my pocket", police claim.

 
 
A routine search then found the rope, as well as a sex toy tucked into his boot.

A New York judge ordered Quest to undergo six months of counselling.

A well-known face on CNN International, Quest is renowned for his boisterous and quirky style.


Apparently Richard was loitering with another fellow....Now for the funny part, in the context of the above article, watch this clip on youtube on one of Richards stories....



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2470 on: April 20, 2008, 03:15:29 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on April 20, 2008, 12:57:52 AM
By ninemsn staff


A CNN journalist who was arrested in New York was not only carrying drugs, but also had a rope tied around his neck and his genitals.

British reporter Richard Quest was arrested wandering around Central Park at 3.40am on Friday with methamphetamine in his jacket pocket, the New York Post reports.

Quest, 46, was approached by police for loitering, before voluntarily admitting "I've got some meth in my pocket", police claim.

 
 
A routine search then found the rope, as well as a sex toy tucked into his boot.

A New York judge ordered Quest to undergo six months of counselling.

A well-known face on CNN International, Quest is renowned for his boisterous and quirky style.


Apparently Richard was loitering with another fellow....Now for the funny part, in the context of the above article, watch this clip on youtube on one of Richards stories....

Would an average Joe with meth in his pocket have gotten 6 months of counselling?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2471 on: April 20, 2008, 03:38:05 AM »
I think it was the rope and sex toys that prompted the counselling.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2472 on: April 20, 2008, 03:53:48 AM »
Quote from: GalileoAce on April 20, 2008, 03:38:05 AM
I think it was the rope and sex toys that prompted the counselling.

That's kinda what I thought, but seriously, who's business is it what he does with his willy for thrills.

It's not like he was peddling for children in the toilets or something.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2473 on: April 20, 2008, 03:57:54 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on April 20, 2008, 03:53:48 AM
Quote from: GalileoAce on April 20, 2008, 03:38:05 AM
I think it was the rope and sex toys that prompted the counselling.

That's kinda what I thought, but seriously, who's business is it what he does with his willy for thrills.

It's not like he was peddling for children in the toilets or something.

True...But he was in public at the moment...
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2474 on: April 20, 2008, 04:45:18 AM »
Quote from: GalileoAce on April 20, 2008, 03:57:54 AM
Quote from: Eclair on April 20, 2008, 03:53:48 AM
Quote from: GalileoAce on April 20, 2008, 03:38:05 AM
I think it was the rope and sex toys that prompted the counselling.

That's kinda what I thought, but seriously, who's business is it what he does with his willy for thrills.

It's not like he was peddling for children in the toilets or something.

True...But he was in public at the moment...

Lots of people tie their cocks up or wear butt plugs and weird shit in public that we don't know about.  ie; his sexual kinks are his business.

I just feel sorry that his name has to get dragged through the shitola simply because he is famous.  He is a human being first.

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