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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2355 on: March 07, 2008, 06:48:08 PM »
 :LMAO:

At all of the above.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2356 on: March 07, 2008, 06:51:23 PM »
See if I can draw out any gamer geeks....

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March 7th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Believe it or not, I’ve seen a GREAT Cthulu LARP. The key is to remember that it’s not a game about fighting Gods, it’s a game about not getting eaten by a world that regularly eats things, especially those that notice it’s eating.

The local Game was kinda of a ‘play-when-you-can’ deal. You wanted a scene for your character, you contacted the ST, and told him you wanted a scene, and he told you when and where to go for it. Best scene ever, he told a guy to meet in the mall, in the elevator, between 7 pm and 9 pm.

The ST showed up at 6:50, found a comfortable seat, and sat down to watch the elevator. Since it was glass, and the mall is crowded, he could do this without the player seeing him. At 8:45, the poor guy’s been on the elevator for almost two hours, you can see him checking every person who gets on or off, never knowing if they’re just at the mall, or if they’re playing the game. Then the ST gets EVIL. One of the other players had a 6 year old daughter, so the ST got him to bring her to the mall, dressed in a scarlet dres sand pig tails. Then the ST gave her and envelope, and pointed ou tthe guy on the elevator, and told her to get on , ride up and down, stop off again. Then as the doors close, hand him the envelope and say “you know you’re all going to die.”

She did, and the player was so freeked out by the scene, he quit the game. You know you’re running a good hooror LARP when the nightmares of the game keep people from coming back.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2357 on: March 08, 2008, 12:42:09 AM »
lol

Death threats can definitely get to people, especially if they have an imagination. 
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2358 on: March 09, 2008, 02:15:33 AM »
I bumped into a lamp post once when I was day dreaming.
I have done that too. Also been staring at something, then turned around and walk straight into a pole/bin/chair heaps of different things. "Watch where you're going!" was said to me all the time as a kid.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2359 on: March 09, 2008, 04:56:36 AM »




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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2360 on: March 09, 2008, 05:13:25 AM »
My Dad knocked himself out checking some girl out crossing the street and walked into a lampost. He came to with a little old lady fussy over him and trying to help him up. He thought it was a hysterical story and told it to my Mother when he got home from the pub drunk that night.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2361 on: March 09, 2008, 05:25:48 AM »
My Dad knocked himself out checking some girl out crossing the street and walked into a lampost. He came to with a little old lady fussy over him and trying to help him up. He thought it was a hysterical story and told it to my Mother when he got home from the pub drunk that night.

I assume he slept on the couch that night?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2362 on: March 09, 2008, 06:22:43 AM »
I bumped into a lamp post once when I was day dreaming.
I have done that too. Also been staring at something, then turned around and walk straight into a pole/bin/chair heaps of different things. "Watch where you're going!" was said to me all the time as a kid.



Over the course of time, I have become intimate with many a door, doorjam, missed stairway step, tree, pole, lamp post and the occasional wall.   :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2363 on: March 09, 2008, 06:33:51 AM »
i rode my bike into a lamppost once

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2364 on: March 09, 2008, 08:34:10 AM »
i rode my bike into a lamppost once

I rode my bike into a parked car...

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2365 on: March 09, 2008, 08:38:37 AM »
tut.  you're all so DULL!

I rode my lamp-post into someone's head, once.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2366 on: March 09, 2008, 08:42:40 AM »
I rode my bike into someone  :zoinks:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2367 on: March 09, 2008, 12:18:31 PM »
I rode my someone.

See if I can draw out any gamer geeks....

Quote from: Some guy named Lord Bounty in the Weregeek comments
Lord Bounty Says:
March 7th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Believe it or not, I’ve seen a GREAT Cthulu LARP. The key is to remember that it’s not a game about fighting Gods, it’s a game about not getting eaten by a world that regularly eats things, especially those that notice it’s eating.

The local Game was kinda of a ‘play-when-you-can’ deal. You wanted a scene for your character, you contacted the ST, and told him you wanted a scene, and he told you when and where to go for it. Best scene ever, he told a guy to meet in the mall, in the elevator, between 7 pm and 9 pm.

The ST showed up at 6:50, found a comfortable seat, and sat down to watch the elevator. Since it was glass, and the mall is crowded, he could do this without the player seeing him. At 8:45, the poor guy’s been on the elevator for almost two hours, you can see him checking every person who gets on or off, never knowing if they’re just at the mall, or if they’re playing the game. Then the ST gets EVIL. One of the other players had a 6 year old daughter, so the ST got him to bring her to the mall, dressed in a scarlet dres sand pig tails. Then the ST gave her and envelope, and pointed ou tthe guy on the elevator, and told her to get on , ride up and down, stop off again. Then as the doors close, hand him the envelope and say “you know you’re all going to die.”

She did, and the player was so freeked out by the scene, he quit the game. You know you’re running a good hooror LARP when the nightmares of the game keep people from coming back.
LMAO.  I'd say that that might mess the kid up, but honestly, I think that's gonna be a great story for her to tell someday.

I bumped into a lamp post once when I was day dreaming.
I have done that too. Also been staring at something, then turned around and walk straight into a pole/bin/chair heaps of different things. "Watch where you're going!" was said to me all the time as a kid.



LOL!!!!!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2368 on: March 09, 2008, 01:01:52 PM »
 :zoinks:
Some people might want to use this here sometimes
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2369 on: March 09, 2008, 02:01:52 PM »
:zoinks:
Some people might want to use this here sometimes

That phrase has made the rounds here fairly often.  It's always a good idea to keep bringing it back!   8)