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Offline Al Swearegen

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2340 on: March 05, 2008, 02:51:39 AM »

Actually, that's what the writing in my college's newspaper looks like, too.

Is that serious or a spoof??  Oh yeah, and I noticed the "writer" is blonde.   :laugh:

I believe it's from a teen newspaper, like a highschool or a college one. The opinions in the piece are that of the writer, who is obviously drunk with feminine power. a moron.

 :plus:  :lol:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2341 on: March 05, 2008, 07:50:32 AM »
Is it as sexist? :P
Some of the girls who write editorials do seem to be stcuk pretty far in the dark ages, yeah.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2342 on: March 05, 2008, 10:53:32 AM »
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful, elderly poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the old poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close!  That old poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard.
So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says...
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
 







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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2343 on: March 05, 2008, 08:40:31 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2344 on: March 05, 2008, 08:50:30 PM »


Judging by your avatar I see you're still in the Childhood phase ;)

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2345 on: March 05, 2008, 09:00:03 PM »



:D

BTDT!


..... but where's the next stage.


That point where you realize that all your ancient relatives from the beginning of time are looking down upon you in full support, but also in agonizing anticipation that your next step will make their piteous, lamentable and godforsaken lives come to some meaning, yet you are blind to where the next stepping stone may be.

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just laugh.
no need to cry, until they all start slapping you.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2346 on: March 05, 2008, 09:05:10 PM »

OK!

I just got this when I tried to google!

goooo...x100 ...oogle is out of time!!





























clipboard number WHAT!?!

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2347 on: March 06, 2008, 06:27:52 AM »
I suggest that you don't watch this at work, and remove the kiddies from the room before clicking on this. This a clip from a movie I plan on buying soon. So funny but oh so wrong.

Youtube removed it.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2348 on: March 06, 2008, 10:37:48 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2349 on: March 07, 2008, 09:56:01 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2350 on: March 07, 2008, 12:00:02 PM »
^  :lol:

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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2352 on: March 07, 2008, 02:36:26 PM »
just heard on the radio...

68,000 people injured their heads last year, by walking into a lamp-post while they were sending a text!

:LMAO:

what's even funnier (although somewhat disturbing) is that a charity has started putting padding on lamp-posts.  :yikes:

:LMAO: :rofl: :LMAO:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2353 on: March 07, 2008, 02:49:35 PM »
In what city?  :green:

I bumped into a lamp post once when I was day dreaming.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2354 on: March 07, 2008, 03:13:32 PM »
Lucifer :plus: :LMAO:
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