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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1890 on: December 28, 2007, 10:03:54 PM »
It is a sad thing that because he can't move, before he went on the diet, someone must have been bringing him fattening food. His mum maybe? If so, that is cruel.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1891 on: December 28, 2007, 10:36:11 PM »
Damn! I just found this thread and not sure how the current subject matter relates to the thread title.

Now for something a little more amusing. My other hero. Cyber-sex retard called Blooninja as he preys on unsuspecting horny and confused women.
(I will post more of these)

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1892 on: December 28, 2007, 11:19:58 PM »
Last night I had a bad case of diarrhea...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4ioYGB6iZfI
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1893 on: December 28, 2007, 11:38:01 PM »
 :dankesh:


ma spoon is too big.


I seem to have a bad case of the shits.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1894 on: December 29, 2007, 12:01:01 AM »


Smile!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1895 on: December 29, 2007, 04:18:18 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1896 on: December 29, 2007, 04:29:19 PM »
To use the spirit lamp properly,
you need something to hold them
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1897 on: December 29, 2007, 05:02:30 PM »
Bling dog Yoyo

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1898 on: December 29, 2007, 06:09:59 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 29, 2007, 05:02:30 PM
Bling dog Yoyo



He reminds me of the pro wrestler, "The million dollar man".  Ted Dibiase   Yes, I like to indulge in pro-wrestling, from time to time!!   :-*
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1899 on: December 29, 2007, 08:33:34 PM »
Quote from: Peter on December 29, 2007, 04:18:18 PM
[Fun with Faeries]

I don't get it...
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1900 on: December 29, 2007, 11:01:11 PM »
SHIT
I just noticed that my two posts from yesterday are not here.I posted to Calllaway, who explained why the fat guy is losing weight and I posted to Peter who seems to like to jab Americans.

I can only think that i must have fucked up in some way and not hit the post buttons.




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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1901 on: December 30, 2007, 05:15:57 AM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1902 on: December 30, 2007, 05:32:26 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1903 on: December 30, 2007, 05:58:34 AM »
More from the cyber sex dropkick Bloodninja

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?



BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

He is hysterical
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1904 on: December 30, 2007, 07:47:56 AM »


Yoyo the Goa'uld bling dog.
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