make someone laugh

[Calandale]

lol Parts i love Bubblewrap. it's so much fun.

My mom used to always wrap me some up,
for christmas.

[Calandale]

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The
monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on
the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I
start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the
beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He
proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after
mass, he found the following note on his door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy,
Junior, and the Spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey,
don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10.We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!

11.When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take
this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."

12.The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the
Cherry".

13.The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub,
thanks for the grub, yeah God".

[DirtDawg]

lol Parts i love Bubblewrap. it's so much fun.

My mom used to always wrap me some up,
for christmas.

I used to bring it to the kids all the time. They never get bored with it! Now I get some that has enormous pint-sized bubbles. They can't pop them with their hands. They have to step on them and it makes a lot of noise!

(It also requires some balance to pop them ... sneaky old dad)

[Calandale]

Don't like the big ones. I'd just
kind of pop them as a nervous
habit.

[renaeden]

[SovaNu]

lol Parts i love Bubblewrap. it's so much fun.

My mom used to always wrap me some up,
for christmas.

that's so cute.

[Parts]

This is a real photo they put in the window story   http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/food/2007/12/06/2007-12-06_balduccis_offers_ham_for_chanukah.html
Balducci's in Greenwich Village advertises tasty boneless spiral ham as 'Delicious for Chanukah.' Store blamed a clerk for the gaffe.

[El]

I absoilutely despise PBF.

[enronh]

^plus 1 to GA above as soon as I can plus again 

[renaeden]

[Calandale]

lol Parts i love Bubblewrap. it's so much fun.

My mom used to always wrap me some up,
for christmas.

that's so cute.

You DON'T want to know the reality there.
She and my cousin would dress me up, as a
little girl.

[GalileoAce]

[renaeden]

[Calandale]

Kato, no!

[SovaNu]

Kato, no!