make someone laugh

[Callaway]

I had a feeling that she was too, but I'm still glad that it turned out that way.

[renaeden]

[renaeden]

[Tesla]

Renaeden's airplane joke reminded me of this one:

A woman from Texas and another from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The woman from Texas, being friendly and all, said: “So, where are you from?” The New York woman said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.” The woman from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: “So, where are you from, bitch?”

[Callaway]

Renaeden's airplane joke reminded me of this one:

A woman from Texas and another from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The woman from Texas, being friendly and all, said: “So, where are you from?” The New York woman said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.” The woman from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: “So, where are you from, bitch?”

 

 

[Alex179]

http://www.fatcatsinpartyhats.com/

Made me laugh.

This is hilarious as well and has to do with Halo taking over the world.

http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/228

[DirtDawg]

On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African lady has found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating.

"What seems to be the problem, Madam?" asked the attendant.

"Can't you see?" she said, "You've sat me next to a kafir. I can't possibly sit next to this disgusting human. Find me another seat!"

"Please calm down, Madam." the stewardess replied. "The flight is very full today, but I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll go and check to see if we have any seats available in club or first class".

The woman cocks a snooty look at the outraged black man beside her (not to mention many of the surrounding passengers). A few minutes later the stewardess returns with the good news, which she delivers to the lady, who cannot help but look at the people around her with a smug and self-satisfied grin.

"Madam, unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. I've spoken to the cabin services director, and club is also full. However, we do have one seat in first class".

Before the lady has a chance to answer, the stewardess continues: "It is most extraordinary to make this kind of upgrade, however, and I have had to get special permission from the captain. But, given the circumstances, the captain felt that it was outrageous that someone should be forced to sit next such an obnoxious person."

With that, she turned to the black man and said: "So if you'd like to get your things, sir, I have your seat ready for you..."

At which point, the surrounding passengers stood and gave a standing ovation while the man walked to the front of the plane.


_________

Haha serves her right.

haha i knew she was gonna give it to him.

... and justly, so! No one should have sit sit next to such a disgusting human as that woman.

 

[ozymandias]

On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African lady has found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating.

"What seems to be the problem, Madam?" asked the attendant.

"Can't you see?" she said, "You've sat me next to a kafir. I can't possibly sit next to this disgusting human. Find me another seat!"

"Please calm down, Madam." the stewardess replied. "The flight is very full today, but I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll go and check to see if we have any seats available in club or first class".

The woman cocks a snooty look at the outraged black man beside her (not to mention many of the surrounding passengers). A few minutes later the stewardess returns with the good news, which she delivers to the lady, who cannot help but look at the people around her with a smug and self-satisfied grin.

"Madam, unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. I've spoken to the cabin services director, and club is also full. However, we do have one seat in first class".

Before the lady has a chance to answer, the stewardess continues: "It is most extraordinary to make this kind of upgrade, however, and I have had to get special permission from the captain. But, given the circumstances, the captain felt that it was outrageous that someone should be forced to sit next such an obnoxious person."

With that, she turned to the black man and said: "So if you'd like to get your things, sir, I have your seat ready for you..."

At which point, the surrounding passengers stood and gave a standing ovation while the man walked to the front of the plane.


_________

Haha serves her right.

True justice....................priceless!!!!!!

[El]

Oh my GOD Ga, I'm laughing so hard I'm wheezing.

[GalileoAce]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
Powerthirst

http://youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
Powerthirst2 - The Re-Domination

[renaeden]

This is hilarious as well and has to do with Halo taking over the world.

http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/228

That would be so weird if people loved Halo that much.

[Peter]

Never admit to anything when you don't have to:

http://www.break.com/index/wife_prank_call_back_fires.html

[Parts]

 

[Peter]

Stop the internet from cockblocking you:

[renaeden]

This guy is a