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Offline The Racist Rapist

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1635 on: October 28, 2007, 12:43:06 AM »
How about a lovely poem? :angel:

The A-train never stops
And I am headed for your hole
I'd be so lucky if I
Could cream in your asshole
There's so much shit that we
Could make each other do
I'd rather fuck your asshole
If that's OK with you
Here comes the honey
When I am through
But I am not done cause
Your asshole is so new
Open up wide, here comes the train
If your head was between your legs
Id love to screw your brain
Let me lick your asshole
Let me lick it clean
I'll take you all to starfish land
I'll suck out all the peanuts
I'll suck out all the beans
I'll tongue fuck your rectum
I'll drive up your dirt road
I'll felch out my own semen
And spit it down your throat
I love bunnies
I love pink
I love my moms underpants
Especially when they stink
I love rainbows
I love balloons
I cried at Forrest Gump
And disney cartoons
Boba Fett, Boba Fett
Vader and Boba Fett
Lubed up mustard glove
Anal love
Traveling butt raping show
Steal a Mercedes
And grab the old ladies
And grease up your O
She said that I could touch it
She said she'd let me in
I warmed her up with my middle finger
Some anal ease and gin
My wang was in her crap trap
Just about to explode
Her 30 year old stepmom
Came in and drank my load.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1636 on: October 28, 2007, 08:37:13 AM »
More of a love poem.  :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1637 on: October 28, 2007, 06:12:40 PM »
 :plus: for what the person down there is going to say V

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1638 on: October 28, 2007, 06:20:01 PM »
The poster above is a karma giving slut.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1639 on: October 28, 2007, 06:31:50 PM »
 :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1640 on: October 28, 2007, 06:36:55 PM »
Speaking of karma, mine just went into overdrive.  ::)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1641 on: October 28, 2007, 06:42:43 PM »
You got the the Dali Lama's karma now!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1642 on: October 28, 2007, 06:47:55 PM »
Does that mean he has mine?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1643 on: October 28, 2007, 07:38:46 PM »
Quote from: Milla's Little Lovey Dovey on October 28, 2007, 06:47:55 PM
Does that mean he has mine?

Oh that would be tough on him. But he's a resilient aul fella. I'm sure he'd be OK.  :meditate:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1644 on: October 28, 2007, 07:41:16 PM »
Why do they call him the dali lama, I thought dolly was a sheep?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1645 on: October 28, 2007, 07:53:05 PM »
Quote from: Milla's Little Lovey Dovey on October 28, 2007, 07:41:16 PM
Why do they call him the dali lama, I thought dolly was a sheep?

Yeah, would that make him a meadow-tator then?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1646 on: October 28, 2007, 09:09:40 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1647 on: October 28, 2007, 09:52:14 PM »
This bitch really knows how to do it doggy style. :eyebrows:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1648 on: October 29, 2007, 05:04:22 AM »
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?"

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

"Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!"

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carrie's dad to please repeat himself.

"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out of the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad, it's called the twist!"
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1649 on: October 29, 2007, 05:28:53 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on October 29, 2007, 05:04:22 AM
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?"

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

"Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!"

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carrie's dad to please repeat himself.

"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out of the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad, it's called the twist!"

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