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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1530 on: September 30, 2007, 07:40:15 AM »

*turns red ... OK, redder*

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1531 on: September 30, 2007, 09:07:36 AM »


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1532 on: September 30, 2007, 09:23:36 AM »

*turns red ... OK, redder*

 :-*

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1533 on: September 30, 2007, 09:40:11 AM »

*turns red ... OK, redder*

 :-*

Well how can I not love somenoe who shows me a picture of a blonde hottie with HTML tages for her boobs?

Just don't give him your cold!  Practice safe yearning! :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1534 on: September 30, 2007, 09:41:58 AM »

*turns red ... OK, redder*

 :-*

Well how can I not love somenoe who shows me a picture of a blonde hottie with HTML tages for her boobs?

Geek!

(I thought it was hilarious, too. :D)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1535 on: September 30, 2007, 11:19:06 AM »
My brother is a network monkey for a major university - computers, phones, underground cabling, climbing poles, fishing cables above ceilings, upgrading the entire system every couple of years, the works! They just spent two years getting rid of these exact phones. Imagine his satisfaction upon finding this picture of a dumpster full of them.

(Sorry, Lucifer.)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1536 on: September 30, 2007, 05:05:35 PM »

*turns red ... OK, redder*

 :-*

Well how can I not love somenoe who shows me a picture of a blonde hottie with HTML tages for her boobs?

Geek!
(I thought it was hilarious, too. :D)

*perks up*

Where?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1537 on: September 30, 2007, 06:36:30 PM »
Oh crap I remember training on those exact same types of Cisco IP phones for my VoIP class.   That technology is always changing, and after a while in the class they taught us on routers that actually had HTML interfaces instead of doing configs through Hyperterminal.   Those things are fucking stupid expensive for what they can do.   The problem is that VoIP uses UDP for packet delivery and it is not guaranteed, that is why crap like QoS is necessary (still a hassle).   I am not surprised that those phones are obsolete by now.   Cisco are such whores anyways.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1538 on: September 30, 2007, 11:43:55 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1539 on: September 30, 2007, 11:45:25 PM »
The problem is that VoIP uses UDP for packet delivery and it is not guaranteed, that is why crap like QoS is necessary (still a hassle).   

UDP is exactly what you want for
telephone though.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1540 on: October 01, 2007, 12:31:47 PM »
The problem is that VoIP uses UDP for packet delivery and it is not guaranteed, that is why crap like QoS is necessary (still a hassle).   

UDP is exactly what you want for
telephone though.
Yeah for bandwidth concerns, but it still is not guaranteed so packets can be and do get lost.   Some of the codecs sound shitty too, but that is another issue and also related to bandwidth.   Not to mention having to  have a generator or battery backup so your phones don't go offline every time you lose electricity.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1541 on: October 01, 2007, 05:19:32 PM »

JHFCBOAGDSITPR!!!!

Somebody say something funny!

(I never meant to start all this shit.)

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1542 on: October 01, 2007, 05:32:30 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1543 on: October 01, 2007, 05:37:03 PM »
Yeah for bandwidth concerns, but it still is not guaranteed so packets can be and do get lost. 

Right, but you also don't really mind missing a few packets.
Plus, UDP is so inherently unfair, that as long as it's only
a small part of the overall traffic, you can steal bandwidth
from silly TCP users.  :green:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1544 on: October 01, 2007, 06:22:51 PM »
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.