I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
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This may or may not be funny to anyone but me, but:Below is the grocery list I wrote for myself that I had to try and decode today in Stop and Shop. I understood most of my own jibberish today in the store: 3 small containrers of yogurt (I put them in smoothies), one bag of apples, 2 bottles of soda, one box of Total cereal, no cat litter (though I initially thought I needed some), one bottle of cranberry juice, some paper towels, and some gum. I got all that stuff together as well as a bag of frozen strawberries to go with the yogurt (though I coudln't find it on the list), then spent a good two or three minutes in the frozen foods section trying to figure out what the hell a bag of "sleeermes" was, and if I ate it often. I finally gave up and left with what I had, then realized that "sleeermes" probably was "strawberries."This is what happens when I write most of my grocery lists while half asleep and with the kitchen lights out.
...and some gum.
Quote from: LolCatalyst on August 20, 2007, 01:35:06 PM...and some gum.:lol: Could've sworn that said "gun"
the fact that you put a gun on your grocery list was disturbingly funny.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I saw:sleeprnres - 1 6gtog - 3ypples - 16jslda - 2total - 1 6x1cyzreeP tcuelsgun
What kind of gun did you buy Serissa??
I never got to read this one...
