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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1215 on: August 07, 2007, 08:33:02 AM »
Den som läser detta är dum.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1216 on: August 07, 2007, 09:11:19 AM »
 :plus: PI
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1217 on: August 07, 2007, 09:38:41 AM »
oh that's such a crying shame, she looks just like a woman. :laugh: should prolly photoshop the nuts away.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1218 on: August 07, 2007, 10:03:49 AM »
Milla's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two boys in a locker room,
one of the boys will give the other a wank. :police:
If both boys are wearing pashminas, then yes...  :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1219 on: August 07, 2007, 01:07:57 PM »
Someome who lives in the B&J house probably does the same thing as Benny and his friends do in the movie. Getting together and playing 5 card stud betting on items they don't want. Photo taken of the backyard of the house.



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1220 on: August 08, 2007, 07:28:35 AM »
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I?ll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how things went.

"How many sales did you make today?"

The young man replied without hesitating, "One."

The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid said, "$101,237.64."

The boss said, "$101,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!"

The kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn?t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Blazer."

Amazed, the boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

"No, he came here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1221 on: August 08, 2007, 12:06:33 PM »
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1222 on: August 08, 2007, 12:49:47 PM »
(B&J joke)


How do you kill Sam?


Give him a knife as he is imitating The Prom Queen Multator.


("No Cindy No Cindy." Starts stabbing himself in the chest using his fist as he falls against the jukebox at the diner)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1223 on: August 08, 2007, 06:36:30 PM »
Quote
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1224 on: August 08, 2007, 08:07:49 PM »


It's on my iPod now.  :D
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1225 on: August 08, 2007, 08:49:29 PM »
(B&J joke)


How do you kill Sam?


Give him a knife as he is imitating The Prom Queen Multator.


"No Cindy No Cindy." Starts stabbing himself in the chest using his fist as he falls against the jukebox at the diner.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1226 on: August 10, 2007, 10:35:51 AM »
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible
>sunburn. He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being
>diagnosed with second degree burns.
>
>With his skin already starting to blister, and seeing the severe pain he
>is in, the doctor prescribes an IV with saline, electrolytes, a sedative,
>and a Viagra Pill every four hours.
>
>The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do him,
>Doctor?"
>
>It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

 ::)

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1227 on: August 10, 2007, 10:44:35 AM »
 :laugh:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1228 on: August 10, 2007, 10:55:02 AM »
explain. ???
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1229 on: August 10, 2007, 10:57:21 AM »
Viagra= erection, which holds the sheets up off his legs.