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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #750 on: May 03, 2007, 03:14:34 PM »
They move. ;D
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #751 on: May 03, 2007, 05:03:25 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 03, 2007, 03:14:34 PM
They move. ;D

And are oddly arousing
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #752 on: May 03, 2007, 06:08:58 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #753 on: May 04, 2007, 04:12:17 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #754 on: May 05, 2007, 06:05:22 PM »
I know that sometimes some pervertes men (real sickos) will masturbate into socks.  That's fine solo, however, the inclusion of socks would make intercourse lousy.  That's right, in the sack, sick sex socks suck.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #755 on: May 05, 2007, 06:35:49 PM »
I used to frequent a bar where a guy
would stuff his privates into a sock
and let it hang out of his pants.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #756 on: May 05, 2007, 06:59:23 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 05, 2007, 06:05:22 PM
I know that sometimes some pervertes men (real sickos) will masturbate into socks.  That's fine solo, however, the inclusion of socks would make intercourse lousy.  That's right, in the sack, sick sex socks suck.

Once again PMS, you prove why you are in fact, the Anti-christ.    >:D:P ;)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #757 on: May 06, 2007, 06:11:53 PM »


Back and to the left.  Back and.... to the left.  Back..... And to the left.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #758 on: May 08, 2007, 09:01:32 PM »
This is an old one, but I just heard it and got a good laugh out of it.

Have you heard that the Rolling Stones have released a Scottish version of one of their classic hits??

Insteda of "Hey you, get off of my cloud, its: "Hey McCleod, get off of my ewe!!"
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #759 on: May 09, 2007, 07:13:02 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on May 06, 2007, 06:11:53 PM


Back and to the left.  Back and.... to the left.  Back..... And to the left.

I wish I could shoot cum like that.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #760 on: May 09, 2007, 02:45:29 PM »
So do I, although i've never had a living target so I dont know it would deflect like that.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #761 on: May 09, 2007, 02:51:46 PM »
Quote from: Peter on May 09, 2007, 07:13:02 AM
Quote from: Nomaken on May 06, 2007, 06:11:53 PM


Back and to the left.  Back and.... to the left.  Back..... And to the left.

I wish I could shoot cum like that.

I can. Haven't done it for a while, though, but I can.  8)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #762 on: May 10, 2007, 11:17:05 AM »
Bob was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary, and his wife was very angry. She told him " tomorrow morning when I wake up, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat...AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!



The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale



...Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #763 on: May 10, 2007, 11:24:12 AM »
:LMAO:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #764 on: May 10, 2007, 11:51:14 AM »
Ohhhhh!  That bastard!!!
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