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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #705 on: April 06, 2007, 07:46:56 PM »
Everyone loves a party with cheerleaders.

Who ask that people bang them.

:)

I'd like to bank whoever is in your avatar ...... she's cute.   :eyebrows:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #706 on: April 06, 2007, 07:49:33 PM »
Well there would be a penalty for early withdrawal! :eyebrows:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #707 on: April 06, 2007, 07:53:24 PM »
Well there would be a penalty for early withdrawal! :eyebrows:

I'm sure he'd be very professional about giving me his number:  "Here's my card."  Then of course he'd go about trying to press my buttons just the right way.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #708 on: April 06, 2007, 07:56:38 PM »
But would you sound like the keypad as each button is being pushed! :o

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #709 on: April 06, 2007, 07:57:51 PM »
But would you sound like the keypad as each button is being pushed! :o

It's OK.  More of what I say should be beeped anyway.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #710 on: April 06, 2007, 07:59:29 PM »
Of course if your talking about his "angle", an ancient (and horny) mathemetician once figured that:  "The angle of the dangle times the heat of the meat was directly proportional to the mass of the ass factoring in the cube of the boob."

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #711 on: April 06, 2007, 08:16:43 PM »
Of course if your talking about his "angle", an ancient (and horny) mathemetician once figured that:  "The angle of the dangle times the heat of the meat was directly proportional to the mass of the ass factoring in the cube of the boob."

 :plus: for ridiculousness
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #712 on: April 07, 2007, 05:33:55 AM »
Of course if your talking about his "angle", an ancient (and horny) mathemetician once figured that:  "The angle of the dangle times the heat of the meat was directly proportional to the mass of the ass factoring in the cube of the boob."

 :plus: for ridiculousness

Yeah, it's an old thing I learned in high school back in the dark ages of the 70's.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #713 on: April 07, 2007, 07:19:03 AM »
Two of the professors in our psychology department are married to one another.  I took one class with the guy, and he was my thesis advisor.  I'm taking my second class with the woman, and she likes to tell us jokes in class.  Last class, she brought in the folloring:



My immediate response:

"That's AWESOME!"

I might have said it a little too loudly.   :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #714 on: April 07, 2007, 01:06:15 PM »
Everyone loves a party with cheerleaders.

Who ask that people bang them.

:)

I'd like to bank whoever is in your avatar ...... she's cute.   :eyebrows:

Does "bank" mean you'd like to change my angle, or you'd like to start putting money into me, getting more and more interest, until you think that I'm a sure thing?

Damn typos !!!   :-[



Where do I insert the money ??  :laugh:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #715 on: April 07, 2007, 06:20:28 PM »

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #716 on: April 07, 2007, 06:23:01 PM »

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


Slurp slurp.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #717 on: April 07, 2007, 07:44:17 PM »
 :plus: ozy.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #718 on: April 08, 2007, 11:40:56 AM »
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HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

:LMAO: +
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #719 on: April 10, 2007, 06:55:32 AM »
kids say the darndest things.
Misunderstood.