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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #465 on: January 25, 2007, 10:31:52 AM »
I once microwaved a pair of just cleaned underwear... It ruined the elastic

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #466 on: January 25, 2007, 01:51:43 PM »
First thing I thought was, "That teapot is not between Earth and Mars."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #467 on: January 25, 2007, 01:57:48 PM »
First thing I thought was, "That teapot is not between Earth and Mars."

First thought I had is 'I'm not scrolling back and forth so I can read that thing'   :laugh:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #468 on: January 25, 2007, 02:56:45 PM »
What is the first thing you think after reading that?

In this world, would "I'm a little teapot" be an ancient hymn?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #469 on: January 25, 2007, 03:49:47 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #470 on: January 25, 2007, 04:01:49 PM »
So thats how they buried Evel Kneivel!

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #471 on: January 25, 2007, 06:08:29 PM »
Reincarnation of Steve Irwin.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #472 on: January 25, 2007, 06:32:44 PM »
A picture of horridly burned hands was posted at work today.  Apparently, someone used Purelltm  hand sanitizer (which have just been placed by entrance doors here at work)   and then stepped straight outside to smoke.  This stuff is like Napalmtm when ignited!   The burns were very severe. 
Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #473 on: January 25, 2007, 07:18:18 PM »
DB- I laughed, then felt ashamed.  I + you but I deserve to be -ed.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #474 on: January 25, 2007, 07:22:59 PM »
I just realized I forgot to post this one here!

Q.  What's the latest released version of the multiaxial manual of kinky sex practices?

A.  BDSM-IV-TR
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #475 on: January 25, 2007, 07:50:16 PM »
DB- I laughed, then felt ashamed.  I + you but I deserve to be -ed.
:spank:

I didn't even realize that I posted it in the "make someone laugh" thread!  Now its even more funny  ..... :rofl:

I was thinking about burning sponges!

P.s.  U can use purell to start campfires when camping.

Did the attachment come through?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #476 on: January 25, 2007, 09:24:43 PM »
Research on bread indicates that:
 
 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
 4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
 5. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
 
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #477 on: January 26, 2007, 06:17:52 AM »
NOPE!   YOU`RE STILL A DORK!  *TEST COMPLETED*:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #478 on: January 26, 2007, 02:23:03 PM »
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bradford

Well, I thought it was funny...

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #479 on: January 27, 2007, 06:58:42 AM »
For anyone who wonders why I have such a filthy mind, here's what I grew up watching:

    :o





please note this episode didn't really air till I was grown up it was made as a joke for just the crew but I'm still using it as a defence
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