A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Hmm, thought you would have said, "No wollies."
Quote from: DirtDawg on August 13, 2008, 11:22:31 AMHmm, thought you would have said, "No wollies."Those too.
Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 13, 2008, 12:47:17 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on August 13, 2008, 11:22:31 AMHmm, thought you would have said, "No wollies."Those too. Those either?
Quote from: DirtDawg on August 13, 2008, 02:11:01 PMQuote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 13, 2008, 12:47:17 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on August 13, 2008, 11:22:31 AMHmm, thought you would have said, "No wollies."Those too. Those either?Those neither?Bah, let's call the whole thing off...
Fealing the potatoes, too?
Quote from: odeon on August 13, 2008, 04:39:10 PMFealing the potatoes, too? <BUSTED!>
Quote from: DirtDawg on August 13, 2008, 08:14:00 PMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2008, 04:39:10 PMFealing the potatoes, too? <BUSTED!>What about the tomatoes?
Sophist, there is a book I think you might like. It is called "from the edge of the couch" by Raj Persuard. It is a collection of some of the most lurid and bizzare psychiactric cases of all time. The writer is a TV celebrity here like Dr Phil is in the USA, and has just been disgraced for palagarism. Its a cool book though, and I might copy some of the strangest pages to this forum.
Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 14, 2008, 07:36:13 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on August 13, 2008, 08:14:00 PMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2008, 04:39:10 PMFealing the potatoes, too? <BUSTED!>What about the tomatoes?You'd have to ask randy. He's the resident Mr Potato Head.
Quote from: Mutate on August 14, 2008, 08:22:12 AMSophist, there is a book I think you might like. It is called "from the edge of the couch" by Raj Persuard. It is a collection of some of the most lurid and bizzare psychiactric cases of all time. The writer is a TV celebrity here like Dr Phil is in the USA, and has just been disgraced for palagarism. Its a cool book though, and I might copy some of the strangest pages to this forum.Sounds interesting. I'll look that up. Thanks.Quote from: odeon on August 14, 2008, 01:16:19 PMQuote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 14, 2008, 07:36:13 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on August 13, 2008, 08:14:00 PMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2008, 04:39:10 PMFealing the potatoes, too? <BUSTED!>What about the tomatoes?You'd have to ask randy. He's the resident Mr Potato Head.Ah, but a potato, with very few exceptions, is not a tomato. **nods**
Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 14, 2008, 09:53:11 PMQuote from: Mutate on August 14, 2008, 08:22:12 AMSophist, there is a book I think you might like. It is called "from the edge of the couch" by Raj Persuard. It is a collection of some of the most lurid and bizzare psychiactric cases of all time. The writer is a TV celebrity here like Dr Phil is in the USA, and has just been disgraced for palagarism. Its a cool book though, and I might copy some of the strangest pages to this forum.Sounds interesting. I'll look that up. Thanks.Quote from: odeon on August 14, 2008, 01:16:19 PMQuote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 14, 2008, 07:36:13 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on August 13, 2008, 08:14:00 PMQuote from: odeon on August 13, 2008, 04:39:10 PMFealing the potatoes, too? <BUSTED!>What about the tomatoes?You'd have to ask randy. He's the resident Mr Potato Head.Ah, but a potato, with very few exceptions, is not a tomato. **nods**The classic "fealing the potatoes" phrase is his, though, so I assumed he'd be responsible for the tomatoes as well.
Fealing the onions?!