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Door to Door Salvation
« on: July 18, 2008, 09:34:40 AM »
Am I the only one totally annoyed by this?

And it's not just one select group anymore, it's becoming more diverse.

Last night the whole neighborhood was invaded by them. It's 93 degrees out, I'm in the backyard in shorts, no bra, and a little cami top, covered in dirt because I was weeding and trying to spread a truckload of mulch. Now I spotted them going to the front door, but since I was busy I figured they would just leave their little pamplet and go on their merry old way.

Nope, instead I get two women in skirts down to their ankles waltzing through my backyard in an attempt to save my soul. Had my son not been home I would have stopped them half way with the usual greeting, "who the hell are you?, and get your ass out of my yard." Instead I was nice, listened a bit to what they had to say, told them I wasn't interested and excused myself because I was busy at the moment.

I respect other's spiritual choices as long as they don't impose them on me.

Anyone know the legalities concerning turning the hose on someone in your own backyard? >:D


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Re: Door to Door Salvation
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 09:49:03 AM »
I think it's pretty OK to turn your hose at them. You can always say that it was a mistake.

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Re: Door to Door Salvation
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2008, 02:00:52 PM »
 :agreed:
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Re: Door to Door Salvation
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2008, 02:26:55 PM »
You need big dogs >:D  Mine will keep all but the most determined away :evillaugh:
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Re: Door to Door Salvation
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2008, 02:31:55 PM »
I'm allergic to them, sorry to say. :(
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Re: Door to Door Salvation
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2008, 09:16:28 PM »
Anyone know the legalities concerning turning the hose on someone in your own backyard? >:D

Surely it's self-defense.  :angel: Shame you couldn't set it up in advance and videotape it.
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Re: Door to Door Salvation
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2008, 09:20:55 PM »
You need big dogs >:D  Mine will keep all but the most determined away :evillaugh:

Yeah, I did notice they didn't bother the neighbors for long. They have two pit bulls and one mixed breed ankle nipper. :green:

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Re: Door to Door Salvation
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2008, 09:22:14 PM »
Anyone know the legalities concerning turning the hose on someone in your own backyard? >:D

Surely it's self-defense.  :angel: Shame you couldn't set it up in advance and videotape it.

Would be bound to get me some good ratings on YouTube I bet. :evillaugh: