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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #60 on: November 02, 2009, 12:12:09 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 02, 2009, 12:09:44 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 23, 2009, 11:04:05 AM
Quote from: Callaway on October 23, 2009, 10:46:33 AM
Opportunities to shine in your career will materialize soon...between the sheets because you randomly sneak up on people and 69 them without warning.
You forgot a part. :green:
How the hell do you do a sneak 69???  You can't exactly come up behind the person.
Bah, you changed what you wrote just as I hit quote. You don't do a sneak 69. You sneak up on someone and then 69 them. They were ill prepared for the event.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #61 on: November 02, 2009, 12:12:10 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 02, 2009, 11:34:39 AM
To get respect from others, one must first give respect to others between the sheets.

(So I've got to sleep with everyone here to get a little respect? :laugh: )
...r e s p e c t, find out what it means to me?
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #62 on: November 02, 2009, 03:25:27 PM »
Time is prime for you to become very intriguing between the sheets.  :eyelash:
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #63 on: November 02, 2009, 03:35:04 PM »


Quote from: PMS Elle on November 02, 2009, 12:12:10 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 02, 2009, 11:34:39 AM
To get respect from others, one must first give respect to others between the sheets.

(So I've got to sleep with everyone here to get a little respect? :laugh: )
...r e s p e c t, find out what it means to me?


I love when she did that song in Blues Brothers.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #64 on: November 02, 2009, 03:43:49 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on November 02, 2009, 03:35:04 PM


Quote from: PMS Elle on November 02, 2009, 12:12:10 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 02, 2009, 11:34:39 AM
To get respect from others, one must first give respect to others between the sheets.

(So I've got to sleep with everyone here to get a little respect? :laugh: )
...r e s p e c t, find out what it means to me?


I love when she did that song in Blues Brothers.

I saw Belushi and Aykroyd perform live. They were awesome.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #65 on: November 02, 2009, 03:45:53 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 02, 2009, 03:43:49 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on November 02, 2009, 03:35:04 PM


Quote from: PMS Elle on November 02, 2009, 12:12:10 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 02, 2009, 11:34:39 AM
To get respect from others, one must first give respect to others between the sheets.

(So I've got to sleep with everyone here to get a little respect? :laugh: )
...r e s p e c t, find out what it means to me?


I love when she did that song in Blues Brothers.

I saw Belushi and Aykroyd perform live. They were awesome.
Now I miss that CD. Amongst all the others.  :(
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #66 on: November 10, 2009, 07:14:07 PM »
Damn, looking for a comforting thought to take with me, between the sheets.

This is what I get:

The will of the people is the best law between the sheets.

Scary  :zombiefuck: I don't want them all having their say over my time between the sheets.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #67 on: November 11, 2009, 12:09:57 PM »
You are always welcome at any gathering between the sheets

 :orly:

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #68 on: November 12, 2009, 04:31:46 AM »
You should be of more tenderness and less aggressiveness between the sheets.  ::) :o
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #69 on: November 12, 2009, 11:10:15 AM »
A family reunion will be a tremendous success between the sheets.  :zombiefuck:

(I'm giving that cookie back. I don't like that one)
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #70 on: November 12, 2009, 11:15:20 AM »
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #71 on: November 12, 2009, 12:03:37 PM »
Judge not according to appearance...between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #72 on: November 12, 2009, 12:07:18 PM »
Quote from: B. on November 12, 2009, 11:15:20 AM
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Are you hiding under my sheets?  :zoinks:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #73 on: November 12, 2009, 12:18:24 PM »
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #74 on: November 12, 2009, 12:19:44 PM »
You put a fucking cat head in my sheets? You sick bastard.  :zombiefuck:
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