It's going to be awkward. If Mr and Mrs Burr ever lose their son Tim in the forest.
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Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 02:20:54 PMQuote from: Callaway on May 04, 2008, 12:24:34 PMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 12:06:37 PMAnd how do you know that's missionary? Doesn't look like it to me.If it isn't missionary, then what do you think it is, Odeon? Cowgirl? Could be anything. But notice how the bottom one's face is turned away? Doggy style, only lying down? tricky, that - does your back in. er, or so i've heard.
Quote from: Callaway on May 04, 2008, 12:24:34 PMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 12:06:37 PMAnd how do you know that's missionary? Doesn't look like it to me.If it isn't missionary, then what do you think it is, Odeon? Cowgirl? Could be anything. But notice how the bottom one's face is turned away? Doggy style, only lying down?
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 12:06:37 PMAnd how do you know that's missionary? Doesn't look like it to me.If it isn't missionary, then what do you think it is, Odeon? Cowgirl?
And how do you know that's missionary? Doesn't look like it to me.
Woah, hold on, wait- I suddenly don't care what the fuck those stupid emotes are doing. Is there a NAME for the weird missionary/doggy/reverse cowgirl thing I think I just described, and is it only physically possible for gymnasts and/or people who can do reverse cowgirl??
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 02:24:10 PMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 02:20:54 PMQuote from: Callaway on May 04, 2008, 12:24:34 PMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 12:06:37 PMAnd how do you know that's missionary? Doesn't look like it to me.If it isn't missionary, then what do you think it is, Odeon? Cowgirl? Could be anything. But notice how the bottom one's face is turned away? Doggy style, only lying down? tricky, that - does your back in. er, or so i've heard. Then again, she could be something from The Exorcist.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
OK, am I the only one who thinks the emote on the bottom seems to have an eye that becomes visible in some frames and that is definitely toward the top of "her" head? I think she's looking at the ceiling.
only on an AS board could there be this much excitement and serious discussion about a bloody smiley.
Mutant smileys having sex, mind you.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 02:37:08 PMonly on an AS board could there be this much excitement and serious discussion about a bloody smiley.Hey, I'm just wondering if I've suddenly figured out a viable new position I've never tried with anyone before.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on May 04, 2008, 02:39:02 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 02:37:08 PMonly on an AS board could there be this much excitement and serious discussion about a bloody smiley.Hey, I'm just wondering if I've suddenly figured out a viable new position I've never tried with anyone before. i do that all day, every day.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 02:40:57 PMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 04, 2008, 02:39:02 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 02:37:08 PMonly on an AS board could there be this much excitement and serious discussion about a bloody smiley.Hey, I'm just wondering if I've suddenly figured out a viable new position I've never tried with anyone before. i do that all day, every day.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on May 04, 2008, 02:39:02 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 02:37:08 PMonly on an AS board could there be this much excitement and serious discussion about a bloody smiley.Hey, I'm just wondering if I've suddenly figured out a viable new position I've never tried with anyone before. So experiment and report back here ASAP. We expect a thesis on this and publication in a major magazine. And, NO, Letters to Penthouse do not count!
Quote from: ozymandias on May 04, 2008, 03:12:50 PMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 04, 2008, 02:39:02 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 02:37:08 PMonly on an AS board could there be this much excitement and serious discussion about a bloody smiley.Hey, I'm just wondering if I've suddenly figured out a viable new position I've never tried with anyone before. So experiment and report back here ASAP. We expect a thesis on this and publication in a major magazine. And, NO, Letters to Penthouse do not count! The letters page would be a novel way to earn a degree, though, don't you think?