Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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None of you are real anyways, so your damn feelings don't matter!
Quote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 05:37:35 PMNone of you are real anyways, so your damn feelings don't matter!You'll believe I'm real when I stomp on your foot with all of my 180-some pounds! Boy oh boy, need to go on a diet!
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 24, 2010, 09:24:50 PMQuote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 05:37:35 PMNone of you are real anyways, so your damn feelings don't matter!You'll believe I'm real when I stomp on your foot with all of my 180-some pounds! Boy oh boy, need to go on a diet! You won't be able to catch me. My feet are really quick, so good luck on stomping on them.
Quote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 09:43:11 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on March 24, 2010, 09:24:50 PMQuote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 05:37:35 PMNone of you are real anyways, so your damn feelings don't matter!You'll believe I'm real when I stomp on your foot with all of my 180-some pounds! Boy oh boy, need to go on a diet! You won't be able to catch me. My feet are really quick, so good luck on stomping on them.I run pretty fast for a little chub.Consider yourself WARNED!!!
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 24, 2010, 09:48:09 PMQuote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 09:43:11 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on March 24, 2010, 09:24:50 PMQuote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 05:37:35 PMNone of you are real anyways, so your damn feelings don't matter!You'll believe I'm real when I stomp on your foot with all of my 180-some pounds! Boy oh boy, need to go on a diet! You won't be able to catch me. My feet are really quick, so good luck on stomping on them.I run pretty fast for a little chub.Consider yourself WARNED!!! I run faster than the average 5'9 155lb man, so I'm not worried.
Quote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 09:49:45 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on March 24, 2010, 09:48:09 PMQuote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 09:43:11 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on March 24, 2010, 09:24:50 PMQuote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 05:37:35 PMNone of you are real anyways, so your damn feelings don't matter!You'll believe I'm real when I stomp on your foot with all of my 180-some pounds! Boy oh boy, need to go on a diet! You won't be able to catch me. My feet are really quick, so good luck on stomping on them.I run pretty fast for a little chub.Consider yourself WARNED!!! I run faster than the average 5'9 155lb man, so I'm not worried.You live in Florida, right? Awesome! TOTAL face-saving circumstances to excuse me from trying to catch you!
^^ You know that scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indy is running from that giant boulder? That's what I'm envisioning now. ^^
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!