How are you feeling right now?

[Small Penis]

Scared shitless! My daughter did not get off the bus this afternoon, but I got off on her. Unfortunately, we tracked her down, that wasn't my plan. My plan was to claim her whole class missed their bus, while me and my best friend rape my daughter and proceed to murder my daughter. Our plan was to kill her and dismember her body and scattered her body parts around the woods. The almost 10 minutes of shear terror was very unnerving because I was worried my wife would find out that I rape our daughter.

[SleepyDragon]

Oh, well done! (Except not....) All of us parents are going to take very much pleasure in reminding you about this statement, amerikasend, if you should ever have children, and one of them goes missing.

[El]

Kinda frustrated that the guy I had the kinda fun, ego-boosting IM convo with night before last retrospectvely had hella red flags.  I fucking noticed them at the time, too.  I seem mistrusting because my instincts are dayum good and I call people on their shit.

[Trigger 11]

Kinda frustrated that the guy I had the kinda fun, ego-boosting IM convo with night before last retrospectvely had hella red flags.  I fucking noticed them at the time, too.  I seem mistrusting because my instincts are dayum good and I call people on their shit.

If he just doesn't have a car, I have a 1997 Pontiac Sunfire with 205k+ miles on it that I am looking to unload. Runs great. Engine was replaced at 150k. New battery and tires. New shift cables. Oh yeah, it's a five-speed. Gets 35 mpg on the highway. Has a lot of sentimental value since it was the first car I actually bought, so I'd like to see it go to a good cause. Paid for it by delivering pizzas while in graduate school. Large dent on driver's side where I was hit by a drunk driver. Mostly the rear quarter-panel, but a little of the door too. Door works just fine though. I'd sell it for $100 OBO. Current best offer is, "We'll tow it off your hands for free!"

Sorry, I can't offer any other help with additional red flags. Just make sure you keep your radar in good working order. Lot of creeps out there. No hidden meaning in that statement.

[El]

Haha, no, just a bunch of characterological red flags- all quasi-subtle but alarming in summation.

Example:  Any guy who tries to pass sex off as somehow religoius or spiritual when he's trying to hit it immediately has me on red alert- he's full of shit whether or not he's lying.  Except, of course he's lying.  And, were all else in place, unnecessarily.  *headdesk*

[Trigger 11]

Haha, no, just a bunch of characterological red flags- all quasi-subtle but alarming in summation.

Example:  Any guy who tries to pass sex off as somehow religoius or spiritual when he's trying to hit it immediately has me on red alert- he's full of shit whether or not he's lying.  Except, of course he's lying.  And, were all else in place, unnecessarily.  *headdesk*

I will add this to the book!

[Small Penis]

feeling like going to virginia and hanging out with trigger11 and licking his butthole

[Trigger 11]

feeling like going to virginia and hanging out with trigger11 and licking his butthole

I don't like tossed salad, so no thanks!

[Small Penis]

feeling like going to virginia and hanging out with trigger11 and licking his butthole

I don't like tossed salad, so no thanks!

i loved tossed salad, how about i come over and you and your imaginary friend toss me up some salad for dinner

[Trigger 11]

I feel like going to MD to do some troll hunting!

[richard]

i feel alert as fuck

[Trigger 11]

I am excited about going to see Cloud Cult tonight in DC! Musically cool, but huge environmentalists too! My kind of people!!!

[Silk]

Evil, and I likey. 

[Small Penis]

I am excited about going to see Cloud Cult tonight in DC! Musically cool, but huge environmentalists too! My kind of people!!!

fuck, you should of told me. when you coming to merryland to do some troll hunting?

[Trigger 11]

Fucking ecstatic after being pissed for an hour or so!

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2009/04/17/epa_takes_first_step_toward_climate_change_regs/

 

Also, a little of this:

 

And I think these two next to each other is funny, because sometimes it synchronizes like the bird is what came out of the dudes ass: