A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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nah it's cool, I know you are right. I am constantly being told to eat better and drink more lolappar4ntly I am malnourished I had two cold sores last week so yeah, I am not very healthy or fit !
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Heinrich on June 20, 2011, 01:16:52 PMnah it's cool, I know you are right. I am constantly being told to eat better and drink more lolappar4ntly I am malnourished I had two cold sores last week so yeah, I am not very healthy or fit !Cold sores are caused by a virus, not malnutrition.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 20, 2011, 03:10:09 PMQuote from: Heinrich on June 20, 2011, 01:16:52 PMnah it's cool, I know you are right. I am constantly being told to eat better and drink more lolappar4ntly I am malnourished I had two cold sores last week so yeah, I am not very healthy or fit !Cold sores are caused by a virus, not malnutrition.lol I know what makes people first get cold sores, but other things are what set them off when they do happenobviously I get the cold sores because of the virus, but WHEN I get them is based on other things, ie whether I have been eating healthily
I was very confused after seizures, not knowing what was happening or who people were lol
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
really bad headache, cant get to sleep at all
i know, i swear I'm never gonna go more than a day and a half without eating a proper meal ever again
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on June 18, 2011, 12:38:40 AMSomething like that.
Something like that.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!