Ask Pyraxis anything

[Alex179]

Yes, why babysit a gay when she can baby me instead?

And how, pray tell, do I baby you? By ignoring your floundering attempts to achieve fame and fortune via your own idiocy?

SG would have you put him in a diaper.   Then maybe you could get him a warm bottle of baby formula and read him some children's books to put him to sleep.

[Pyraxis]

Would it matter if I said that you should use whatever means you have at your disposal to achieve your life dreams??   

Yes.

I'm not quite sure you mean that literally; for example I've been offered the chance to sleep my way into a game job in the past and turned it down. Would you have had me take it?

But I respect your opinion enough to take it into consideration.

Or would I be sycophantic and a sell out for daring to suggest such a thing.??

Then again, I care and obviously I'm such a fucking sell out and, horror of horrors, moderate and pragmatic.      

I also call myself pragmatic, which is one reason I get so confused by all these compunctions. I'm already a sellout; it's too late to worry about that. I just find it amusing that the path of least resistance, in my case, is to achieve a worthy end through pragmatic means. The values that declare the goal worthy condemn the most effective way of achieving it, and there's something rather backwards about that, which I haven't figured out yet.

[Pyraxis]

SG would have you put him in a diaper.   Then maybe you could get him a warm bottle of baby formula and read him some children's books to put him to sleep.

  Would you like that, Pea? Tucked in to bed by Mummy Pyraxis?

[ozymandias]

Would it matter if I said that you should use whatever means you have at your disposal to achieve your life dreams??   

Yes.

I'm not quite sure you mean that literally; for example I've been offered the chance to sleep my way into a game job in the past and turned it down. Would you have had me take it?

But I respect your opinion enough to take it into consideration.

Or would I be sycophantic and a sell out for daring to suggest such a thing.??

Then again, I care and obviously I'm such a fucking sell out and, horror of horrors, moderate and pragmatic.      

I also call myself pragmatic, which is one reason I get so confused by all these compunctions. I'm already a sellout; it's too late to worry about that. I just find it amusing that the path of least resistance, in my case, is to achieve a worthy end through pragmatic means. The values that declare the goal worthy condemn the most effective way of achieving it, and there's something rather backwards about that, which I haven't figured out yet.

As for sleeping into a job, FUCKING HELL NO.  NO job is worth that.  But, thats my opinion and if someone wants to do that and accepts the consequences and risks....well, thats not my place to say yay or nay.  Free choice.  And yes I was given that chance of sleeping with some sleazy, slimey faggots to have a chance at a more "comfortable" life.   

As for compunctions and such, I figured out mine.  You'll figure out yours eventually.  It's all about the individual and the choices and the goals one has set for oneself!

[ozymandias]

SG would have you put him in a diaper.   Then maybe you could get him a warm bottle of baby formula and read him some children's books to put him to sleep.

  Would you like that, Pea? Tucked in to bed by Mummy Pyraxis?

As long as you were tucked in right next to him!   

[thepeaguy]

Yes, why babysit a gay when she can baby me instead?

And how, pray tell, do I baby you? By ignoring your floundering attempts to achieve fame and fortune via your own idiocy?

I'm achieving fame and fortune now? I thought I was havin' a laugh on the net. 

God, I'm up late.

[thepeaguy]

SG would have you put him in a diaper.   Then maybe you could get him a warm bottle of baby formula and read him some children's books to put him to sleep.

  Would you like that, Pea? Tucked in to bed by Mummy Pyraxis?

Idea was amusing then but lost its novelty now. Too bad. 

[thepeaguy]

Would you wrestle with me? Who would win? We're both equal in terms of girly strength, but my wits are meager compared to yours.

"Hay Pea, it's that hawt girl you always dreamed of."

"Whar?"

*thump*

[thepeaguy]

Pyraxis is going to work for EA? The only great thing about them is being the publisher of the Strike games and the James Pond series, but that's it. I'm not one for Fifa 2111 bollocks.

Have you played Robocod?

[thepeaguy]

Diddums.

[thepeaguy]

Shit... 3:08am?

[Pyraxis]

Go to bed, Pea. Your spam is getting more and more incoherent.

And I am not going to work for anywhere yet. I had an interview with one place. That's all.

[thepeaguy]

Go to bed, Pea. Your spam is getting more and more incoherent.

And I am not going to work for anywhere yet. I had an interview with one place. That's all.

Asking a wrestling question and whether you've experienced an old-school game seems pretty coherent to me, love -- straightforward questions. Although I will admit I derailed a bit with the Joanna shit.

[Pyraxis]

Would you wrestle with me? Who would win? We're both equal in terms of girly strength, but my wits are meager compared to yours.

How could you know whether we're equal in physical strength or not?

And yes, I would wrestle with you. And I would win.

[Pyraxis]

Have you played Robocod?

Never heard of Robocod.