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Sophgay

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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2008, 03:46:57 PM »
I would wish to look better
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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2008, 03:47:08 PM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on March 24, 2008, 12:31:25 PM
Quote from: Dark Side of The Moon on March 23, 2008, 09:36:34 PM
I always thought it would be kinda cool to know all the secrets of the universe and the world.. to know everything.. that is, everything except what people are thinking and what goes inside their fucked up heads.

The answer to "the great question of life, the universe and everything is "42". 
Great.  That's my age.  Makes me feel omnipotent.  :toporly:
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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2008, 03:51:58 PM »
i realised i have AS when i was 42.  don't tell me AS is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

waaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2008, 03:52:51 PM »
When I was 4 I broke my leg
I have 2 legs
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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2008, 06:28:28 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on March 24, 2008, 03:51:58 PM
i realised i have AS when i was 42.  don't tell me AS is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

waaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Hey, if it is, at least you'll be ahead of the masses.
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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2008, 03:50:57 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 24, 2008, 06:28:28 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on March 24, 2008, 03:51:58 PM
i realised i have AS when i was 42.  don't tell me AS is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

waaaaaaaaaaaah!

 :laugh:

Hey, if it is, at least you'll be ahead of the masses.

good point.  a legend in my own underwear!
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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2008, 04:57:43 AM »
i'd wish for my eyes to be healthy and not hurt. my right eye hurts for some reason, ever since i ate weed. :(
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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2008, 08:03:19 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on March 24, 2008, 03:51:58 PM
i realised i have AS when i was 42.  don't tell me AS is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

waaaaaaaaaaaah!

That is when I realized I had AS too.!  To me, it was the answer, the answer of why my life seemed so fucked up, because I didn't know how I was wired, or that I was wired differently than my 8 siblings...!! 

It was an Epiphany of Collosal Proportions.!

I remember it clearly.   I was on the net researching ADHD for my step-daughter, and came across the symptoms for AS, and it was me.  Then I couldn't stop reading everything about it.  For days, I read, almost non-stop.  Then I started writing down all the fucked up situations that had occurred to me in my life, and they (almost) all fell under the catagory of AS.

For a long time my wife wouldn't believe it or even want to hear about it.  So far, this is the longest I've been on an AS website, and by far the best match for me!  (Except everyone is so much younger  :lol:)
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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2008, 08:08:15 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on March 25, 2008, 03:50:57 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 24, 2008, 06:28:28 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on March 24, 2008, 03:51:58 PM
i realised i have AS when i was 42.  don't tell me AS is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

waaaaaaaaaaaah!

 :laugh:

Hey, if it is, at least you'll be ahead of the masses.

good point.  a legend in my own underwear!
Your own self made leather thongs?
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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2008, 08:11:57 AM »
Quote from: Soph ツ on March 24, 2008, 03:46:57 PM
I would wish to look better
What do you want to look like?
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Sophgay

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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2008, 08:36:23 AM »
I wouldn't know where to start :P
I don't look right how I am though
But I guess I'm stuck like this lol
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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2008, 09:02:01 AM »
i'd love to look like you, Sopholotl.
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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2008, 09:07:28 AM »
Quote from: Lemon Pancakes on March 25, 2008, 09:02:01 AM
i'd love to look like you, Sopholotl.
Me too!  I think Soph is so pretty!  Sorry Soph, I don't see you as handsome.  Please forgive me for that.   :-[
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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2008, 09:11:12 AM »
Quote from: Tristeza on March 25, 2008, 09:07:28 AM
Quote from: Lemon Pancakes on March 25, 2008, 09:02:01 AM
i'd love to look like you, Sopholotl.
Me too!  I think Soph is so pretty!  Sorry Soph, I don't see you as handsome.  Please forgive me for that.   :-[
Yeah, but lotsa chicks dig girly-looking guys, so it's not necessarily a bad thing in terms of that.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

Sophgay

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Re: If a genie granted you one wish...
« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2008, 09:13:05 AM »
I'd rather be ugly than pretty lol
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