ask me anything - mcj answers them

[McGiver]

it was obviously made up by a black man as a pickup line.  it became a popular saying, since, it is so catchy.
however, ther is no truth to that.

Au contraire, mon frere (to use a catchy saying).  There IS truth to it, I'm just not sure what.

Because they have the biggest human dicks. 

myth.

they are hung longer as it would appear in gym class.
since they have longer flacid penises, however, the white mans penis grows exponentially when engorged with blood.

[Triste]

Reminds me of a saying I heard from a gay man:
"He's a shower, not a grower" (or vice versa)

Biggest one I ever saw IRL was back in the ER, a black dude was passed out drunk and I had to put a catheter in him so he wouldn't pee all over the floor.  When I pulled the sheet back (mind you, this is after handling over at least 100 penii) my mind reeled.  Horse-like.  By the way, he didn't move when I stuck it in.

[Triste]

How come you never took on my challenge in respone to your nipple question?

[McGiver]

How come you never took on my challenge in respone to your nipple question?

it required research and i am not that adept.
if you will give me a clue...

[Pyraxis]

typically, it seems that the black man has very little confidence in himself.  and they have fractured egos which stem from the days of slavery.

Does it bother you that the majority of your evidence has come from observations of only one person?

[Triste]

How come you never took on my challenge in respone to your nipple question?

it required research and i am not that adept.
if you will give me a clue...

You'd be glad you spent the time doing the research...

[purposefulinsanity]

How do you feel about Intensity these days?

[McGiver]

typically, it seems that the black man has very little confidence in himself.  and they have fractured egos which stem from the days of slavery.

Does it bother you that the majority of your evidence has come from observations of only one person?

nope.

[McGiver]

How do you feel about Intensity these days?

thank you very much for the timely question.
i was about to send you a pm.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Do you ever come across tv shows like "Pets gone bad" and just piss yourself laughing hysterically because you cant help but find a women being mauled by a cat in a chemist because she was carrying one of those pussy looking chihuhuas in her handbag which was mistaken for a rat by the cat way too funny, instead of pitying the poor cow?. 

Or am i just evil? 

[McGiver]

Do you ever come across tv shows like "Pets gone bad" and just piss yourself laughing hysterically because you cant help but find a women being mauled by a cat in a chemist because she was carrying one of those pussy looking chihuhuas in her handbag which was mistaken for a rat by the cat way too funny, instead of pitying the poor cow?. 

Or am i just evil? 

i do find others misfortune to be a hell of alot funnier than my own.

my daughter loves the channel Animal Planet.  they have an animals bloopers show that she goes crazy for.  she also finds them funny as hell.  l

your new avatar is hot as hell.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Animal bloopers can be funny as, there was one on yesterday where a smug tv presenter got mauled by a lion. 

There was a thing in the newspapers today where this kid climbed into the lion den, and the lions started to prowl around it, and the other visitors to the zoo made a rescue rope out of their belts........now personally id have said "You aint getting my belt, teach the little bastard some discipline, you dont jump into other peoples houses, especially the lions den without serious consequences, every action has a consequence, tresspassing is wrong!! and its cruel to tease poor mr lion making him think hes getting a nice little human buffet then getting yourself rescued, got it kiddy"

So is the Animal Planet virtually on 24/7 then?

And thank you on the avatar.

[McGiver]

yes its on my satelite dish.
i do not know about cable.

[hiroshima]

Why do you so identify with a particular lead singer of a particular rock N roll band?

[McGiver]

i do not identify with McJ.
i am jealous.  imagine the hedonist lifestyle that he was allowed to lice.  and it seems, without reprocussion.