ask me anything - mcj answers them

[McGiver]

dear me, mcj, i HAVE managed to get a feather up your arse, haven't i?

care to tell me what it is you perceive me to have done?  just so i can note it for future reference, obviously. 

how has the wicked old lucifer upset the liddle diddle widdums mcj, then, hmmm?

you are.

[Randy]

Do you live in a big house or a little house?

Do you have pets? besides you wife!

Have you studied another language?

What was that other language?

Do you know who the fuck Drucella is?  You can tell me in a pm, I won't tell.

[Lucifer]

dear me, mcj, i HAVE managed to get a feather up your arse, haven't i?

care to tell me what it is you perceive me to have done?  just so i can note it for future reference, obviously. 

how has the wicked old lucifer upset the liddle diddle widdums mcj, then, hmmm?

you are.

cool - so i don't even have to do anything else to wind you up?  blimey - it's a dream come true. 

tell me/don't tell me:  live, die - it's all the same dream...

[McGiver]

dear me, mcj, i HAVE managed to get a feather up your arse, haven't i?

care to tell me what it is you perceive me to have done?  just so i can note it for future reference, obviously. 

how has the wicked old lucifer upset the liddle diddle widdums mcj, then, hmmm?

you are.

cool - so i don't even have to do anything else to wind you up?  blimey - it's a dream come true. 

tell me/don't tell me:  live, die - it's all the same dream...

was your question:

I am Lucifer, would you agree that i am a simpleton and a bore?

then my answer is yes, no question about it.  YAWN!

[McGiver]

Do you live in a big house or a little house?

small.  2 bedroom one bath 800 square feet.
and the piece of shit is worth half a mill.  cimply rediculous.

[peegai]

Do you live in a big house or a little house?

small.  2 bedroom one bath 800 square feet.
and the piece of shit is worth half a mill.  cimply rediculous.

*me posing as pyraxis*

McJ, you are quite simply, and utterly, a gormless fool.

[McGiver]

Do you have pets? besides you wife!

i see you are not married.  but when you are realize the following:

your wife is not your pet, you are hers.  you simply exist to earn money and amuse her.  i sggest you learn how to sing and dance.
before you are married, she is your pet.  afterwards, you belong to her.

[McGiver]

Have you studied another language?

What was that other language?

spanish and german in HS.  i hated it and wasn't that good at learning another language.  hell look at how poorly i speak english for criminy sakes.

[McGiver]

Do you know who the fuck Drucella is?  You can tell me in a pm, I won't tell

Do you know who cordela is?  is she a stripper?

[peegai]

Do you have pets? besides you wife!

i see you are not married.  but when you are realize the following:

your wife is not your pet, you are hers.  you simply exist to earn money and amuse her.  i sggest you learn how to sing and dance.
before you are married, she is your pet.  afterwards, you belong to her.

Men have power,
women have vagina.
If women want power,
trade for it with vagina.

[McGiver]

Do you live in a big house or a little house?

small.  2 bedroom one bath 800 square feet.
and the piece of shit is worth half a mill.  cimply rediculous.

*me posing as pyraxis*

McJ, you are quite simply, and utterly, a gormless fool.

You are not pyraxis, you are a fool

[McGiver]

Do you have pets? besides you wife!

i see you are not married.  but when you are realize the following:

your wife is not your pet, you are hers.  you simply exist to earn money and amuse her.  i sggest you learn how to sing and dance.
before you are married, she is your pet.  afterwards, you belong to her.

Men have power,
women have vagina.
If women want power,
trade for it with vagina.

you are a genius

[hiroshima]

That would be Cordelia, one of King Lear's daughters.

[McGiver]

was she a stripper, also.

[hiroshima]

What is the last Shakespeare play you read or watched?