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Offline McMorrison

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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #1020 on: September 10, 2006, 10:31:21 AM »
i choose this one.  since it is a current crisis in my life.  my wife has gotten lazy over the past couple of years.
and its not so bad, since i enjoy cumming, i just do it myself.

Some guys have trouble achieving orgasm through oral sex.  Do you?
never.

it is about control, once again.  and i am freaked out by relinquishing control to the woman, that i get an excited thrill over it and can usually cum during a commercial break.  when being pleasured orally.
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #1021 on: September 10, 2006, 11:36:56 AM »
If you could in fact shag yourself, how would you do it?   Mouth or ass?

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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #1022 on: September 10, 2006, 11:37:48 AM »
i'd suck my own dick.
god knows i have tried.
why,
because its a cute little bugger.
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #1023 on: September 10, 2006, 12:06:20 PM »
Since we seem to be having so much mud slung at us at the moment do you think we should hold a naked mud wrestling tournament?

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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #1024 on: September 10, 2006, 12:18:41 PM »
Since we seem to be having so much mud slung at us at the moment do you think we should hold a naked mud wrestling tournament?
yes.

but i get ascan in a sauna.  i prefer to handicapp myself.  he is used to the hot air, since that seemsa that is all he has to deliver.

i am going to lock my thread now.
and start a new one.
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #1025 on: September 13, 2006, 10:10:35 PM »
How do You like Intensity2 McJagger? Where do You see Intensity2 going in the next six months too?
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #1026 on: September 14, 2006, 05:58:52 PM »
Any recommendations for getting people out of their own (ass away) threads and out into the open?

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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #1027 on: September 15, 2006, 12:49:00 AM »
hahahaha your thread is open again!

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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #1028 on: September 15, 2006, 04:48:17 AM »
haha, is not!
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
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Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?