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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2008, 04:40:33 PM »
deaf women are cute
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2008, 04:41:57 PM »
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 14, 2008, 04:40:33 PM
deaf women are cute

Dead ones are hawt though.  :eyebrows:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2008, 04:43:16 PM »
Quote from: Snidely Whiplash on February 14, 2008, 04:41:57 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 14, 2008, 04:40:33 PM
deaf women are cute

Dead ones are hawt though.  :eyebrows:

no, they're cold, unless they were burned alive and haven't cooled down yet
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2008, 04:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 14, 2008, 04:43:16 PM
Quote from: Snidely Whiplash on February 14, 2008, 04:41:57 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 14, 2008, 04:40:33 PM
deaf women are cute

Dead ones are hawt though.  :eyebrows:

no, they're cold, unless they were burned alive and haven't cooled down yet

Catch them JUST after the death. Nice and warm still.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2008, 04:55:42 PM »
Quote from: Snidely Whiplash on February 14, 2008, 04:21:25 AM
Happy VD Day
That's my line!  Figures you'd use it!   :laugh: 

I had a good day, will hopefully have a good night also.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2008, 05:00:34 PM »
Quote from: Tristeza on February 14, 2008, 04:55:42 PM
Quote from: Snidely Whiplash on February 14, 2008, 04:21:25 AM
Happy VD Day
That's my line!  Figures you'd use it!   :laugh: 

I had a good day, will hopefully have a good night also.

I'll use anything of yours.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2008, 05:03:10 PM »
Quote from: Snidely Whiplash on February 14, 2008, 05:00:34 PM
Quote from: Tristeza on February 14, 2008, 04:55:42 PM
Quote from: Snidely Whiplash on February 14, 2008, 04:21:25 AM
Happy VD Day
That's my line!  Figures you'd use it!   :laugh: 

I had a good day, will hopefully have a good night also.

I'll use anything of yours.
:laugh:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2008, 05:47:32 PM »
No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2008, 05:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 14, 2008, 05:47:32 PM
No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.

Like screw her against the wall?  :zoinks:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2008, 05:55:35 PM »
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 14, 2008, 10:26:27 AM
It's an assult on Singles :finger:

That sort of attitude sucks.. get over yourself.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2008, 11:59:23 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 14, 2008, 05:47:32 PM
No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.

 :laugh:

That may be true.

I got my husband tulips, chocolate and a card.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2008, 12:03:55 AM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 14, 2008, 05:47:32 PM
No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.

If you don't believe it then not necessarily.

A work mate of mine never did anything for his boyfriend :P

At least nothing he wouldn't usually do.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2008, 12:25:56 AM »
yes but men are trapped even when women say "Moneys tight lets skip it this year"  you better have something ready or the shit will hit the fan.  I learned this the hard way :asthing:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2008, 12:35:25 AM »
When I was still saw guys, I didn't really care one way or another.

But if they had to give me something, I'd rather have a personal thing (once a guy wrote me a poem, bless) and not a pink teddy or heart  :zoinks:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2008, 12:36:08 AM »
Quote from: Fruit and veggies with faces! on February 14, 2008, 05:55:35 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 14, 2008, 10:26:27 AM
It's an assult on Singles :finger:

That sort of attitude sucks.. get over yourself.

Need the instructions to remove centipedes from your vagina again?
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