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A couple of reasons for why the US isn't on my list of holiday destinations
« on: January 13, 2008, 11:13:34 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: A couple of reasons for why the US isn't on my list of holiday destinations
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2008, 12:07:45 AM »
Security people are dicks, so it's no surprise to me
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Re: A couple of reasons for why the US isn't on my list of holiday destinations
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2008, 12:11:42 AM »
If y'all don't like the police
state, whaddya doin'
commin' here?
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Re: A couple of reasons for why the US isn't on my list of holiday destinations
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2008, 12:15:48 AM »
Quote from: Zebra on January 14, 2008, 12:11:42 AM
If y'all don't like the police
state, whaddya doin'
commin' here?
Well, the weakness of the dollar is very tempting.
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Re: A couple of reasons for why the US isn't on my list of holiday destinations
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2008, 01:08:38 AM »
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on January 14, 2008, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Zebra on January 14, 2008, 12:11:42 AM
If y'all don't like the police
state, whaddya doin'
commin' here?
Well, the weakness of the dollar is very tempting.

Not quite tempting enough.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: A couple of reasons for why the US isn't on my list of holiday destinations
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2008, 07:46:53 AM »
I hate my government.
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Re: A couple of reasons for why the US isn't on my list of holiday destinations
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2008, 10:15:01 AM »
When I went to New Ypork I got fingerprinted and photographed as well. The woman complained at me for not pressing hard enough on the fingerprint machine.
I also got frisked by a non-sexy person on the way there.

"What do you believe in? Have you ever tried to commit suicide?"

What kind of leotarded questions are they? ^  :orly:
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Re: A couple of reasons for why the US isn't on my list of holiday destinations
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2008, 10:16:24 AM »
Quote from: Soph on January 14, 2008, 10:15:01 AM
When I went to New Ypork I got fingerprinted and photographed as well. The woman complained at me for not pressing hard enough on the fingerprint machine.
I also got frisked by a non-sexy person on the way there.

"What do you believe in? Have you ever tried to commit suicide?"

What kind of leotarded questions are they? ^  :orly:

The kind that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside :laugh:
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Re: A couple of reasons for why the US isn't on my list of holiday destinations
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2008, 11:34:09 AM »
Just more post-911 paranoia.  Our government is finally realizing that they overreact and should be more intelligent with their security.   Flying is a hassle in this country, solely due to 911.   In that regard, the terrorists won.
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:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: A couple of reasons for why the US isn't on my list of holiday destinations
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2008, 12:24:22 PM »
Don't know of many people being hassled here in Atlanta, they move you through pretty well here.  They don't have time to hassle anyone needlessly.

The worst airport is Bangor, Maine.  I think that's where some of the 9/11 terrorists originally entered the US, and so you talk about paranoid.  I'm a nervous wreck every time I have to go through their security.  One time this lady kept running that wand around my waist, and it kept beeping when it passed over the button on my jeans.  I was so sick of that beeping that I started to unbutton my jeans to get that fucking button out of her way.  Well, she absolutely flipped out and yelled "Ma'am, put your hands up!  Do NOT disrobe!"  I was so mortified, but it was pretty funny, too.  My parents were on the other side of the glass wall just cracking up at me.
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