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Raisins
« on: January 13, 2008, 02:17:50 PM »
I like calling them humiliated grapes but I like them. It's a shame about raisins.

But the ones that sing and dance on TV, scary, the commercial people make them sing and dance so people will eat them. We're cannibals.  

Hey whatever happened to those commercials anyway, were there too many Joons in the world writing to the commercial people to take them off the air?
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Re: Raisins
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2008, 02:19:19 PM »
Rasins- high orac value
source of reservatrol
rich in potassium

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Re: Raisins
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2008, 02:24:50 PM »
Rasins- high orac value
source of reservatrol
rich in potassium

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Re: Raisins
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2008, 02:59:43 PM »
I like white raisins,
but the darkies don't taste
so good.

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Re: Raisins
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2008, 03:09:09 PM »
I like white raisins,
but the darkies don't taste
so good.

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Re: Raisins
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2008, 03:10:00 PM »
Plus, they're too COMMON. :hitler:

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Re: Raisins
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2008, 03:19:21 PM »
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Re: Raisins
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2008, 06:13:10 PM »
I like raisins.

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Re: Raisins
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2008, 07:19:53 PM »
Don't eat too many of them; they contain extremely high levels of fluoride from the use of cryolite as a pesticide and sulfuryl fluoride as a post-harvest fumigant.
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Re: Raisins
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2008, 08:32:06 PM »
I love raisins

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Re: Raisins
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2008, 10:22:40 AM »
I eat them in muffins and that is about it.  They are pretty good though.   I eat grapes more often.
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Re: Raisins
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2008, 11:56:08 AM »
You get the chocolate covered peanuts & raisins. I like the peanuts but not the raisins.
I used to spit the raisins out, but now i've got used to eating them. Meh.  :toporly:

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Re: Raisins
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2008, 05:15:43 PM »
I just suck the chocolate off,
and put them back in the bag,
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Re: Raisins
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2008, 08:28:36 PM »
Rasins- high orac value
source of reservatrol
rich in potassium

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Re: Raisins
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2008, 07:50:20 AM »
i like them by themselves, but not IN other things.... texture issues
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