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hiroshima

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shock the cashier
« on: June 20, 2006, 08:57:51 PM »
List three items you would buy at Walmart (or the brit/ australian equivalent) that would shock the cashier.

Example:

a bag of goldfish
a frying pan
fish seasoning
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Hibakusha

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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2006, 09:02:03 PM »
1 bottle of Astroglide
1 baseball bat
1 bottle of Astroglide
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2006, 11:00:35 PM »
three non matching coupons
and three seperate demands to take five total items off the billl
and finishing with the comment, "you were one strike away from me having you remove the entire order."

true story, i'm not nice when questioned about how i spend my money.
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2006, 11:40:46 PM »
Quote from: Hibakusha on June 20, 2006, 09:02:03 PM
1 bottle of Astroglide
1 baseball bat
1 bottle of Astroglide

not a true story, but a good one for the church lady :-*
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2006, 11:42:30 PM »
Bottle of hand lotion
12 rolls of toilet paper
Cabin Fever - DVD
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2006, 04:32:52 AM »
Checked tea towel

Airplane DVD

Marzipan

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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2006, 06:01:00 AM »
erm...

i can't play this one, cos i wouldn't go into asda, the fuckers.   >:(
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2006, 07:05:21 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2006, 06:01:00 AM
erm...

i can't play this one, cos i wouldn't go into asda, the fuckers.   >:(

Or you could just pretend since we don't actually have to go buy them  :P

Fizzy pop
Kids party papercups
multi-purpose deodorizing disinfectant
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2006, 09:38:22 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2006, 06:01:00 AM
erm...

i can't play this one, cos i wouldn't go into asda, the fuckers.   >:(

Tell me about it: The shoppers are mindless zombies with no courtesy whatsoever.

And ?12 for a t-shirt? Give me a break.
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2006, 10:11:08 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 21, 2006, 07:05:21 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2006, 06:01:00 AM
erm...

i can't play this one, cos i wouldn't go into asda, the fuckers.   >:(

Or you could just pretend since we don't actually have to go buy them  :P

Fizzy pop
Kids party papercups
multi-purpose deodorizing disinfectant

great idea.

okay, then...

multi-pack-save-loads-of-your-english-pounds job lot of industrial strength condoms
whole carton of tampons
multi purpose stain remover
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2006, 10:17:20 AM »
A carton of slimfast
A box of laxatives
A pair of tiny jeans from the young girls' section.
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2006, 12:35:03 PM »
1000 bags of manure
a rental slip for one of their rentable vans
candle wicks
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2006, 12:16:28 AM »
Slingshot
B-B's
Birdseed

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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2006, 12:22:04 AM »
I remember when I was a cashier and someone's flavored condoms wouldn't ring up. That was embarassing.  :-[

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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2006, 12:41:42 AM »
what was more embarrassing was having to say, 12 pack multiclored, petite sized trojans, and ribbed for her pleasure."
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