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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2007, 04:18:02 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on October 30, 2007, 04:15:54 PM
is your butt ripe?

Its ripe for a fucking if that's what you mean  ;)
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2007, 04:19:57 PM »
We're fairies, we don't do that.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2007, 04:23:50 PM »
Well, that is what fairies do best.

Maybe we should put it to a vote.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2007, 04:25:10 PM »
We should assk our king.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2007, 04:27:07 PM »
When he wakes up, I Assume.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2007, 04:28:02 PM »
 :laugh:

we should assimilate everyone.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2007, 04:28:22 PM »
Since he is the leader of the ass fairies he really should be a Queen.  :ghey:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2007, 04:28:44 PM »
Well, I'm the first prime,
so I guess I have to make the
ruling. No fookin'. Only explorin'
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2007, 04:29:47 PM »
i challenged you, ha'taka!
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2007, 04:30:16 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on October 30, 2007, 04:28:44 PM
Well, I'm the first prime,
so I guess I have to make the
ruling. No fookin'. Only explorin'

Explorin' with your cocks (dildos count too milla)??  :eyebrows:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2007, 04:30:37 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on October 30, 2007, 04:28:44 PM
Well, I'm the first prime,
so I guess I have to make the
ruling. No fookin'. Only explorin'

watch out for arsegrapes.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2007, 04:31:34 PM »
we need some dildos for the female ass fairies. :P ass fairy10 will get them, i command as higher ass fairy8.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2007, 04:34:02 PM »
*hands over sackful of assorted arsepleasers plus economy size lube dispenser*
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2007, 04:36:21 PM »
Hold on, fairies. Remember that the human female ass is only capable of handling 2 or 3 fairies exploring it at once. Therefore, we must pick.

Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2007, 04:37:14 PM »
:booty:
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