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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2007, 03:57:58 PM »
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2007, 03:58:44 PM »
I was number 6. Is it raffle time yet?

Sir, kindly exit yourself from the Ass Fairy enclave before we are forced to use extreme measures.

No site could withstand an invasion of spamming ass fairies. we're like the Borg, but smellier.

And we can grant scatological wishes.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2007, 04:02:30 PM »
And no one can get enough of our fudge.
I'm never offensive.

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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2007, 04:06:40 PM »
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2007, 04:07:20 PM »
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2007, 04:10:16 PM »
we're like toothfairies. we steal butts and leave coins under pillows.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2007, 04:11:03 PM »
I used to get $1 per tooth, sometimes more.

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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2007, 04:11:41 PM »
Steal? I crawl up them.

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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2007, 04:12:37 PM »
butts are worth more, me thinks.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2007, 04:14:59 PM »
My mother got all my teeth mixed up
with the dog's. :laugh:

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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2007, 04:15:15 PM »
Any of you ass fairies fancy helping a girl out here?  :eyelash:

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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2007, 04:15:48 PM »
Here we cum a crawlin'

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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2007, 04:15:54 PM »
is your butt ripe?
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2007, 04:16:54 PM »
Aren't they all?  ???

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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2007, 04:17:45 PM »
ripe for pickin'.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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