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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1830 on: September 22, 2008, 07:38:12 AM »
I usually shit twice each day.  Big shits too.
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1831 on: September 22, 2008, 09:20:35 AM »
^Lucky.

Pizza from Pizza Hut.  My sister got peckish.  Dammit, I have consumed so much shit food today  :laugh:
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1832 on: September 22, 2008, 09:37:49 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 22, 2008, 05:43:05 AM
not nice.  i have what i and my doctor think is probably IBS, and have had for years.

however, my bowels have yet to make their presence known today - i'll keep you all posted, as i'm sure you're all dying to release that breath you're holding.  ;)

:laugh:

No it's not nice, I'm having one of my worser than usual bouts of IBS this morning!  Imodium provides a semblance of relief.   :violin:  The rumblies in me guts has been known to stampede large animals within the radius of a mile!   :P
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1833 on: September 22, 2008, 09:38:32 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 22, 2008, 07:22:49 AM
Bowel movements? How the hell did I get here?
EJECT! EJECT! BAIL OUT!

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1834 on: September 22, 2008, 09:52:13 AM »
Sausage bacon egg on a Portuguese roll yum
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1835 on: September 22, 2008, 10:22:51 AM »
Oriental flavored Ramen
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1836 on: September 22, 2008, 01:51:31 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 22, 2008, 02:22:26 AM
does anyone want an update on my over-fruited bowels?

:rofl:

Er...
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1837 on: September 22, 2008, 02:16:58 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on September 22, 2008, 09:37:49 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on September 22, 2008, 05:43:05 AM
not nice.  i have what i and my doctor think is probably IBS, and have had for years.

however, my bowels have yet to make their presence known today - i'll keep you all posted, as i'm sure you're all dying to release that breath you're holding.  ;)

:laugh:

No it's not nice, I'm having one of my worser than usual bouts of IBS this morning!  Imodium provides a semblance of relief.   :violin:  The rumblies in me guts has been known to stampede large animals within the radius of a mile!   :P


I don't think I have started any stampedes, but my whining gut often sounds like I have swallowed a live puppy with complaints.
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1838 on: September 22, 2008, 02:24:36 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on September 22, 2008, 02:16:58 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on September 22, 2008, 09:37:49 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on September 22, 2008, 05:43:05 AM
not nice.  i have what i and my doctor think is probably IBS, and have had for years.

however, my bowels have yet to make their presence known today - i'll keep you all posted, as i'm sure you're all dying to release that breath you're holding.  ;)

:laugh:

No it's not nice, I'm having one of my worser than usual bouts of IBS this morning!  Imodium provides a semblance of relief.   :violin:  The rumblies in me guts has been known to stampede large animals within the radius of a mile!   :P


I don't think I have started any stampedes, but my whining gut often sounds like I have swallowed a live puppy with complaints.

OOOOH, excellent analogy.   

Everytime I swim in the ocean, whale activity picks up not far off shore!   :-[
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1839 on: September 22, 2008, 02:39:51 PM »
Just hope it's NOT mating season, you sweet THANG.
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1840 on: September 22, 2008, 02:51:11 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on September 22, 2008, 02:39:51 PM
Just hope it's NOT mating season, you sweet THANG.

A whale's dick is bigger than I am!   :o   :P
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1841 on: September 22, 2008, 03:03:52 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on September 22, 2008, 02:51:11 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on September 22, 2008, 02:39:51 PM
Just hope it's NOT mating season, you sweet THANG.

A whale's dick is bigger than I am!   :o   :P

Not so worried about the instances of gay whales.

What about those big girls, though?

:yikes:
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1842 on: September 22, 2008, 04:56:42 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on September 22, 2008, 03:03:52 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on September 22, 2008, 02:51:11 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on September 22, 2008, 02:39:51 PM
Just hope it's NOT mating season, you sweet THANG.

A whale's dick is bigger than I am!   :o   :P

Not so worried about the instances of gay whales.

What about those big girls, though?

:yikes:

Sort of gives the name "Humpback's" a different twist.   :eyebrows:  Horny Humpback's Humping hecticly.
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1843 on: September 23, 2008, 07:11:17 AM »
Dinner:

Instant Noodles, a baby pizza, some crumpets and maple syrup.

Will eat a fruit plate now, thanks for reminding me
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1844 on: September 23, 2008, 01:39:33 PM »
Can't remember. I'm sure I ate *something*. :-\
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