A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: PPK on February 19, 2011, 11:39:40 AMI called the holster shop that sent me the pocket holster for my LCP to let them know that I had not been billed for it. Scott, the gun who runs the place, told me he directed his employee who had gotten behind to just ship me the holster on the house. He did ask me to recommend his stuff if I like it. I do, so I will. St. Jude's will get the money instead.Wow..good for you...can i just ask...the pocket holster...do they come in purple?
I called the holster shop that sent me the pocket holster for my LCP to let them know that I had not been billed for it. Scott, the gun who runs the place, told me he directed his employee who had gotten behind to just ship me the holster on the house. He did ask me to recommend his stuff if I like it. I do, so I will. St. Jude's will get the money instead.
Quote from: bodaccea on February 19, 2011, 05:39:50 PM Quote from: PPK on February 19, 2011, 11:39:40 AMI called the holster shop that sent me the pocket holster for my LCP to let them know that I had not been billed for it. Scott, the gun who runs the place, told me he directed his employee who had gotten behind to just ship me the holster on the house. He did ask me to recommend his stuff if I like it. I do, so I will. St. Jude's will get the money instead.Wow..good for you...can i just ask...the pocket holster...do they come in purple? You might be able to get one in purple, but do you have a pocket big enough to fit your Hello Kitty AK?
Quote from: PPK on February 19, 2011, 05:42:57 PMQuote from: bodaccea on February 19, 2011, 05:39:50 PM Quote from: PPK on February 19, 2011, 11:39:40 AMI called the holster shop that sent me the pocket holster for my LCP to let them know that I had not been billed for it. Scott, the gun who runs the place, told me he directed his employee who had gotten behind to just ship me the holster on the house. He did ask me to recommend his stuff if I like it. I do, so I will. St. Jude's will get the money instead.Wow..good for you...can i just ask...the pocket holster...do they come in purple? You might be able to get one in purple, but do you have a pocket big enough to fit your Hello Kitty AK? Maybe she could fit the AK in one of those big stylish bags all the girls are carrying nowadays! Let's go shopping!
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 19, 2011, 10:18:54 PMQuote from: PPK on February 19, 2011, 05:42:57 PMQuote from: bodaccea on February 19, 2011, 05:39:50 PM Quote from: PPK on February 19, 2011, 11:39:40 AMI called the holster shop that sent me the pocket holster for my LCP to let them know that I had not been billed for it. Scott, the gun who runs the place, told me he directed his employee who had gotten behind to just ship me the holster on the house. He did ask me to recommend his stuff if I like it. I do, so I will. St. Jude's will get the money instead.Wow..good for you...can i just ask...the pocket holster...do they come in purple? You might be able to get one in purple, but do you have a pocket big enough to fit your Hello Kitty AK? Maybe she could fit the AK in one of those big stylish bags all the girls are carrying nowadays! Let's go shopping! If you and bodie went shopping like that you could go Tony Montana on any troublemakers that fucked with you.
Quote from: PPK on February 19, 2011, 10:34:21 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 19, 2011, 10:18:54 PMQuote from: PPK on February 19, 2011, 05:42:57 PMQuote from: bodaccea on February 19, 2011, 05:39:50 PM Quote from: PPK on February 19, 2011, 11:39:40 AMI called the holster shop that sent me the pocket holster for my LCP to let them know that I had not been billed for it. Scott, the gun who runs the place, told me he directed his employee who had gotten behind to just ship me the holster on the house. He did ask me to recommend his stuff if I like it. I do, so I will. St. Jude's will get the money instead.Wow..good for you...can i just ask...the pocket holster...do they come in purple? You might be able to get one in purple, but do you have a pocket big enough to fit your Hello Kitty AK? Maybe she could fit the AK in one of those big stylish bags all the girls are carrying nowadays! Let's go shopping! If you and bodie went shopping like that you could go Tony Montana on any troublemakers that fucked with you. Say hello to my little friend!
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Quote from: Binty on February 20, 2011, 06:37:59 PMI came You mean you came here... right?
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 20, 2011, 06:39:58 PMQuote from: Binty on February 20, 2011, 06:37:59 PMI came You mean you came here... right?
Quote from: Binty on February 20, 2011, 06:41:37 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 20, 2011, 06:39:58 PMQuote from: Binty on February 20, 2011, 06:37:59 PMI came You mean you came here... right? I knew it. Coming here is the high point of my day too!
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