A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Is there a way to turn 'getting the eye' into 'getting some sex' in encounters such as that?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: Peter on March 09, 2008, 08:56:13 AMIs there a way to turn 'getting the eye' into 'getting some sex' in encounters such as that?Turn around and walk past the same spot again a few minutes later? Look at them and hope they stop and say hello to the dog? Strike up a conversation while they're going "awww, how cute, what's her (his?) name?"Not that I've really done such things.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I downloaded a fair bit of UK Hip-Hop.
Quote from: WillOne on March 10, 2008, 04:53:35 AMI downloaded a fair bit of UK Hip-Hop.So that you could play it when you had guests to encourage them to leave?