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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2007, 08:12:30 AM »
My mom's boyfriend is catholic.  I think it turned him into an asshole.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2007, 08:39:02 AM »
My mom's boyfriend is catholic.  I think it turned him into an angel fluffy bunny.

Has he hit on you yet? :eyebrows:
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2007, 12:55:38 AM »
Episcopalian. Basically Catholic except with limpwristed bishops :ghey:, marrying priests :wedding:, and anti-pope
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2007, 04:29:08 AM »
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2007, 12:53:02 AM »
Kind of raised Catholic. Never really got it, the same with Christianity as a whole.

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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2007, 01:57:10 AM »
I'm in favour of abolishing corporate enterprises such as the Vatican and tell them to find proper jobs. The alternative being, given that they're so delirious with god-esque rhetoric, is that they should all be in a sanatorium.

I have no patience with these morons; it's one thing to have your own personal beliefs of la raison d'etre, but another to force your beliefs onto other people. Kiddies, this is called "coercion", and while "coercion" can be a useful means to oust criminals who poison society, it is bad when you establish a dictatorship under the pretense of "God's Will" and all that jazz, calling other people sinners because they don't throw their toys outta the pram based solely on difference of opinion.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2007, 07:13:28 AM »
i agree. :plus:
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2007, 08:08:44 AM »
Who else was raised Roman Catholic and find it all utterly insane?  I now I'm not the only one at least I hope :-[ Also what was the last straw that made you this way.  Even as a child I thought the whole thing was nuts but knew enough to play along to stay of trouble.
Who else was raised Roman Catholic and find it all utterly insane?  I now I'm not the only one at least I hope :-[ Also what was the last straw that made you this way.  Even as a child I thought the whole thing was nuts but knew enough to play along to stay of trouble.

religion silly.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2007, 09:27:50 AM »

This is too good not to share ...

Boxing nuns cause closure of convent


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Rome - A convent in southern Italy is being shut down after a quarrel among its last three remaining nuns ended in blows, press reports said on Sunday.

Sisters Annamaria and Gianbattista, reportedly upset about their Mother Superior's authoritarian ways, scratched her in the face and threw her to the ground at Santa Clara convent near Bari in an incident in July that was kept quiet until now.

Archbishop Giovanni Battista Pichierri tried to reconcile the nuns but finally decided in late August that they had "clearly lost their religious vocation" and asked the Vatican for permission to close the convent.

Sisters Annamaria and Gianbattista moved to another convent, but Sister Liliana barricaded herself inside, refusing to leave, the reports said, adding that she suspected Battista Pichierri of planning to cede the convent to another community.


Liliana has been at the convent since its founding in 1963.

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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2007, 10:54:22 AM »
:LOL:

Can't escape the will of God.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2007, 01:49:48 PM »
God is afraid to come near me and my .243  :evillaugh: :tooledup:

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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #26 on: October 01, 2007, 02:09:23 PM »
:LOL:

Can't escape the will of God.

You can run, but, you can't hide! :evillaugh:

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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #27 on: October 01, 2007, 06:18:56 PM »
:LOL:

Can't escape the will of God.

God was eaten by The Great Cat God.  But She later threw Him up because He tasted bad.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #28 on: October 01, 2007, 06:21:05 PM »
:LOL:

Can't escape the will of God.

You can run, but, you can't hide! :evillaugh:

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This is especially funny given your 666 Karma, Ozymandias.

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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2007, 07:13:24 PM »
:LOL:

Can't escape the will of God.

You can run, but, you can't hide! :evillaugh:

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:LMAO:

This is especially funny given your 666 Karma, Ozymandias.

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I am such (NOT) a poseur! :laugh: