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Offline enronh

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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #30 on: October 01, 2007, 07:20:44 PM »
Sorry couldn't resist:

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,...

...God get quite irate.


Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed...

...In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.

God needs everybody's.

Mine!
And mine!
And mine!


Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

(Every Sperm is Sacred - Monty Python)
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #31 on: October 01, 2007, 07:27:54 PM »
They really take asinine positions on some things don't they.. If all catholics went by the church law just think how many kids there would be around 
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2007, 07:31:16 PM »
I gave up being Catholic for lent! :laugh:
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #33 on: October 01, 2007, 08:39:20 PM »
I gave up on being Catholic on days ending in "Y".
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2007, 10:02:35 AM »
Fucking Catholic religion.  Can't be doing with it.  All that bollocks about the Pope being great and shit.  Fuck off.  And the Muslims - the Muslims are worse.  And the Jehovah's Witnesses.  No, the best religions are the Buddhists and the atheists.  At least they mostly keep to themselves.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #35 on: October 02, 2007, 11:06:52 AM »
Quote from: Lord of the Rings on October 01, 2007, 08:39:20 PM
I gave up on being Catholic on days ending in "Y".

Not to worry, you have many more days to observe your faith like, Lent, Christmas, Ascension, Easter, Candlemas, Communion, Advent, Childermas (maybe more of those Mass days, too, but I forget) Corpus Christi, All Saints' (coming up this month). You should be fine.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2007, 12:00:27 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 02, 2007, 11:06:52 AM
Quote from: Lord of the Rings on October 01, 2007, 08:39:20 PM
I gave up on being Catholic on days ending in "Y".

Not to worry, you have many more days to observe your faith like, Lent, Christmas, Ascension, Easter, Candlemas, Communion, Advent, Childermas (maybe more of those Mass days, too, but I forget) Corpus Christi, All Saints' (coming up this month). You should be fine.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Seven days of the week, you dolt.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #37 on: October 02, 2007, 12:19:14 PM »
I thought Dawg was just fucking with Scrap's joke actually and that he knew that it was a joke.   Maybe he did miss it.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #38 on: October 02, 2007, 12:24:06 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on October 01, 2007, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 01, 2007, 06:21:05 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on October 01, 2007, 02:09:23 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on October 01, 2007, 10:54:22 AM
:LOL:

Can't escape the will of God.

You can run, but, you can't hide! :evillaugh:

                                                              --GOD

:LMAO:

This is especially funny given your 666 Karma, Ozymandias.

 :flame:

I am such (NOT) a poseur! :laugh:

had to ghey you to get you back to 666. :flame:
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #39 on: October 02, 2007, 12:44:34 PM »
Fuck the priest, fuck catholic religon.  I will just be a good person, and that is all I need.  Church is stupid, when you could be out doing good deeds.  The priest is no different to me than a normal person, and I would flip him off, but I have no reason to.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #40 on: October 02, 2007, 12:46:44 PM »
Fuck the Pope (not that I would want to with anybody's, evil-looking Nazi swine).
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #41 on: October 02, 2007, 12:47:16 PM »
Quote from: Tequila on October 02, 2007, 12:46:44 PM
Fuck the Pope!

You do it. He's ugly.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #42 on: October 02, 2007, 12:47:53 PM »
You fucking jumped on that, didn't you?  Critter.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #43 on: October 02, 2007, 01:08:07 PM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on October 02, 2007, 12:44:34 PM
Fuck the priest, fuck catholic religon.  I will just be a good person, and that is all I need.  Church is stupid, when you could be out doing good deeds.  The priest is no different to me than a normal person, and I would flip him off, but I have no reason to.

I think you have it backwards they wouldn't have it so bad if the priests just stopped fucking >:D
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #44 on: October 02, 2007, 02:08:02 PM »
Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on October 02, 2007, 12:19:14 PM
I thought Dawg was just fucking with Scrap's joke actually and that he knew that it was a joke.   Maybe he did miss it.

Nah, P tries to make feel stupid, sometimes. If he knew how stupid I already feel he would know that it would take a much smarter man than he to take me any farther.

On the other hand, I like to fuck with Scr'eap, when ever I can. I miss plenty of subtleties, though.

We all hate each other. It's easier that way.
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