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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11775 on: September 28, 2007, 01:24:34 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 28, 2007, 01:22:10 PM
Yay!  He doesn't have my cold!

Yet.
Well at least you are getting some action haha.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11776 on: September 28, 2007, 01:29:33 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 28, 2007, 01:24:24 PM
there's still time. :laugh:

Well, even if I did actually make him sick, it's 1-3 days from exposure to a cold when symptoms will show up.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11777 on: September 28, 2007, 01:33:46 PM »
Why am I having such hard bowel movements it becoming a bloody mess.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11778 on: September 28, 2007, 06:23:28 PM »
"How can I miss you when you won't go away".  It's the title of a country song that I find appropriate to a certain member of this forum.  Time for my Ginseng! ;)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11779 on: September 28, 2007, 06:32:44 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 28, 2007, 01:29:33 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 28, 2007, 01:24:24 PM
there's still time. :laugh:

Well, even if I did actually make him sick, it's 1-3 days from exposure to a cold when symptoms will show up.

So should we consider colds a new type of STD! :eyebrows:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11780 on: September 28, 2007, 06:39:20 PM »
Sneeze Transmitted Disease?  :laugh:

Damn this stuff is far too easy to drink for the strength. Tasty but evil. :beergrin:

(McEwan's Champion Scottish Ale, 7.3% alc. by volume. Goes down like pop)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11781 on: September 28, 2007, 07:03:16 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on September 28, 2007, 06:32:44 PM
So should we consider colds a new type of STD! :eyebrows:

Were you under the delusion that colds weren't T'able through S?

Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on September 28, 2007, 01:24:34 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 28, 2007, 01:22:10 PM
Yay!  He doesn't have my cold!

Yet.
Well at least you are getting some action haha.

When did I say that?
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11782 on: September 28, 2007, 07:30:50 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 28, 2007, 01:29:33 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 28, 2007, 01:24:24 PM
there's still time. :laugh:

Well, even if I did actually make him sick, it's 1-3 days from exposure to a cold when symptoms will show up.

So you can always count backward three days to know who you had contact with, if you can remember that far back in time.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11783 on: September 28, 2007, 08:47:14 PM »
I'm alert tonight.  I'm taking the opportunity to extract the amphetamine from my pills and process it into a more snortable form.  Snorting the pills straight is like sucking a bottle of talc through my nose, but it lets me bypass the food interactions and the two hour kick-in time, which are a pain in the arse and which mean I've not been bothering to take them at all most days.  By filtering out the non-soluble components, I'll greatly reduce the bulk and won't be inhaling mineral powder.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11784 on: September 28, 2007, 11:10:35 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 28, 2007, 07:03:16 PM


Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on September 28, 2007, 01:24:34 PM
Well at least you are getting some action haha.

When did I say that?

Seemed the OBVIOUS assumption.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11785 on: September 28, 2007, 11:13:28 PM »
Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11786 on: September 29, 2007, 12:40:37 AM »
Quote from: calandale on September 28, 2007, 11:10:35 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 28, 2007, 07:03:16 PM


Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on September 28, 2007, 01:24:34 PM
Well at least you are getting some action haha.

When did I say that?

Seemed the OBVIOUS assumption.
Just seemed like she was hinting at it, thats all.  Maybe my mind is in the gutter.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11787 on: September 29, 2007, 01:49:12 AM »
Quote from: Great Almighty (GA) on September 28, 2007, 11:13:28 PM
Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups.

Yeah. My parents assumed they'd have a sane child.

Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on September 29, 2007, 12:40:37 AM

Just seemed like she was hinting at it, thats all.  Maybe my mind is in the gutter.

Mine's in the toilette.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11788 on: September 29, 2007, 01:54:46 AM »
What am I thinking right now?

I'm thinking:

FUCK YEAH!!! It's been a long time coming! 44 years! And to win by the biggest margin in history!! SIMPLY AWESOME!
GO GEELONG!!!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11789 on: September 29, 2007, 03:32:26 AM »
Its so dull out today, I hope it doesn't rain this afternoon.
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