A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Peter on April 28, 2007, 06:56:28 AMWhen did the Swedes become such pussies? Didn't they have an empire at one point?We gave it up hundreds of years ago.
When did the Swedes become such pussies? Didn't they have an empire at one point?
I feel better after a little more sleep, but I'm still so fucking hyper that I have a tough time standing still. I can't even fucking piss without making a fucking mess, unless I use fucking morse code, because I'm fucking bouncing all over the fucking place. FUCK!
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 29, 2007, 04:52:17 AMI feel better after a little more sleep, but I'm still so fucking hyper that I have a tough time standing still. I can't even fucking piss without making a fucking mess, unless I use fucking morse code, because I'm fucking bouncing all over the fucking place. FUCK!Well that put my bit of self-inflicted tiredness in perspective Seriously though, hope things calm down for you soon.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?