A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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SG is not married.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
Quote from: Calandale on September 02, 2007, 11:31:02 PMSG is not married. How could.....how.....
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 06, 2014, 12:58:48 AMQuote from: Calandale on September 02, 2007, 11:31:02 PMSG is not married. How could.....how..... Kit's username here used to be Spokane Girl, hence the SG.
You must elope.I remember saying as a kid, "I never want to get married! Then I'd have to share a bed!"I'm still not married and my partner whom I love very much sleeps in a different room.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I love sleeping in the same bed as my partner. If we ever live together, though, I'm pretty damn sure I'm the one who will need a "man cave."
I'll never marry. Weddings are too damn expensive."Let's start the rest of our lives together by spending all of our money on one day." I never understood that logic
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 07, 2014, 12:35:57 PMI love sleeping in the same bed as my partner. If we ever live together, though, I'm pretty damn sure I'm the one who will need a "man cave."Isn't the "woman cave" the bathroom? Or is it the closet?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 09:37:18 AMElle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. I'd be content with a spare bedroom. (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 07, 2014, 12:35:57 PMI love sleeping in the same bed as my partner. If we ever live together, though, I'm pretty damn sure I'm the one who will need a "man cave."When I got married and moved to a two bedroom place, we put the bed in the living-room, so both of us could have our own "cave" in one of the bedrooms. First friends laughed at us. But after they were living together for a few years, they realised they too needed a space of their own to function well in their relationship.
