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Offline enronh

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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2007, 01:17:30 PM »
where are you from?  obviously, they have enlightened laws about preventing morons from breeding.  i must move there.

ur funnay!
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2007, 01:20:13 PM »
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

I don't like taking orders, peon.

I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!

heh. you are new around here.  :evillaugh:

Just who the hell do you think you are buddy boy, huh

The guy who fills the molotovs here. anywhere else I'd be god, but you can call me Sir.  :police:

The closest you ever got to Molotovs was all the 'cock tales' you been telling!

Well, you did say you were laying down...

Next, I'm gonna lay you down on a bed of roses, sugar.

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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2007, 01:22:35 PM »
where are you from?  obviously, they have enlightened laws about preventing morons from breeding.  i must move there.

They let us keep it in the family though now there's only me, granma and uncle butch left. A man comes from the department every 6 months to check us out and take samples.

I wonder how Kane and Able kept their bloodline going?

i do believe you're thinking of the jeffrey archer book.  if you mean "cain and abel", then here's some advice: best not to take the bible too literally.

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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2007, 01:37:39 PM »
where are you from?  obviously, they have enlightened laws about preventing morons from breeding.  i must move there.

They let us keep it in the family though now there's only me, granma and uncle butch left. A man comes from the department every 6 months to check us out and take samples.

I wonder how Kane and Able kept their bloodline going?

i do believe you're thinking of the jeffrey archer book.  if you mean "cain and abel", then here's some advice: best not to take the bible too literally.

::)

Now ya gone and done it...Got me thinking of my double adapter fantasy fuck fest with jailbird Archer and Prof Dawkins. Oh Boy.

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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2007, 01:52:51 PM »
i just puked. want to wipe my mouth?
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2007, 02:00:09 PM »
i just puked. want to wipe my mouth?
yuk.
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2007, 02:04:50 PM »
aww.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2007, 02:07:05 PM »
aww.

Ok, I owe you one 'puke dribble wipe'

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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2007, 02:07:22 PM »
 :finger:
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2007, 02:08:27 PM »
:finger:
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Is there some competition between you and the noob?

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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2007, 02:08:45 PM »
 :finger:
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2007, 02:09:30 PM »

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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #42 on: August 28, 2007, 02:11:39 PM »
 :laugh:
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #43 on: August 28, 2007, 02:14:42 PM »
Misunderstood.

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