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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2007, 12:23:56 AM »
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Quote from: PMS Elle on August 25, 2007, 12:15:47 AM
I'd much rather have a real man who I can get to quake with fear.

What happend with Thag??

How should I know?  I haven't been keeping in especially close contact since the breakup.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2007, 06:11:35 AM »
6 hours later:  THREADKILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!   W00000T!!!!
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2007, 06:19:41 AM »
My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates.  :o
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2007, 06:20:33 AM »
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:19:41 AM
My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates.  :o

Do cheap and nasty people call you?
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2007, 06:21:28 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 25, 2007, 06:20:33 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:19:41 AM
My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates.  :o

Do cheap and nasty people call you?

Ironically, no.

Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2007, 06:27:42 AM »
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:21:28 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 25, 2007, 06:20:33 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:19:41 AM
My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates.  :o

Do cheap and nasty people call you?

Ironically, no.

Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
why did you give peter your mobile number?
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2007, 06:33:10 AM »
Quote from: McChachi on August 25, 2007, 06:27:42 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:21:28 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 25, 2007, 06:20:33 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:19:41 AM
My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates.  :o

Do cheap and nasty people call you?

Ironically, no.

Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
why did you give peter your mobile number?

How would he have known my number?
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2007, 06:34:23 AM »
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:33:10 AM
Quote from: McChachi on August 25, 2007, 06:27:42 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:21:28 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 25, 2007, 06:20:33 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:19:41 AM
My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates.  :o

Do cheap and nasty people call you?

Ironically, no.

Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
why did you give peter your mobile number?

How would he have known my number?

It was a joke.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2007, 06:36:32 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on August 25, 2007, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:33:10 AM
Quote from: McChachi on August 25, 2007, 06:27:42 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:21:28 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 25, 2007, 06:20:33 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:19:41 AM
My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates.  :o

Do cheap and nasty people call you?

Ironically, no.

Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
why did you give peter your mobile number?

How would he have known my number?

It was a joke.

I know it was, but I felt like ruining the moment.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #39 on: August 25, 2007, 06:40:17 AM »
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:36:32 AM
Quote from: Eclair on August 25, 2007, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:33:10 AM
Quote from: McChachi on August 25, 2007, 06:27:42 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:21:28 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 25, 2007, 06:20:33 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:19:41 AM
My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates.  :o

Do cheap and nasty people call you?

Ironically, no.

Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
why did you give peter your mobile number?

How would he have known my number?

It was a joke.

I know it was, but I felt like ruining the moment.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.  Most of us get weird vibes from Peter; it's just that it's usually metaphorical.
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #40 on: August 25, 2007, 06:41:45 AM »
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:36:32 AM
Quote from: Eclair on August 25, 2007, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:33:10 AM
Quote from: McChachi on August 25, 2007, 06:27:42 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:21:28 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 25, 2007, 06:20:33 AM
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:19:41 AM
My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates.  :o

Do cheap and nasty people call you?

Ironically, no.

Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
why did you give peter your mobile number?

How would he have known my number?

It was a joke.

I know it was, but I felt like ruining the moment.
likely excuse.  i think the real reason is that you are dense.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #41 on: August 25, 2007, 06:43:00 AM »
Sometimes I can be, and that isn't a crime. Though in this case, I wasn't.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #42 on: August 25, 2007, 06:44:11 AM »
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:43:00 AM
Sometimes I can be, and that isn't a crime. Though in this case, I wasn't.
i didn't really mean it.  i was just showing off my new name and avatar.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #43 on: August 25, 2007, 06:45:11 AM »
Ralph Malph?
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #44 on: August 25, 2007, 06:46:09 AM »
Quote from: McScrapheap on August 25, 2007, 06:45:11 AM
Ralph Malph?
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