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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #60 on: August 26, 2007, 12:14:50 PM »
Quote from: Pennywise on August 26, 2007, 12:12:39 PM
for me it's just a way to get rid of hornyness. it can get annoying. :P it's like "shut up downstairs! i'm trying to focus on something and you keep bothering me"

 :laugh:  Then get one of the magic wand types- I've found they're very effective at getting the job done quickly- plus you don't need batteries as they plug in.  :eyebrows:
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #61 on: August 26, 2007, 12:18:48 PM »
into the computer? that'd be neat.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #62 on: August 26, 2007, 12:19:57 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on August 26, 2007, 12:14:50 PM
Quote from: Pennywise on August 26, 2007, 12:12:39 PM
for me it's just a way to get rid of hornyness. it can get annoying. :P it's like "shut up downstairs! i'm trying to focus on something and you keep bothering me"

 :laugh:  Then get one of the magic wand types- I've found they're very effective at getting the job done quickly- plus you don't need batteries as they plug in.  :eyebrows:

Aren't they kind of noisy though if they're that powerful?  I've thought about getting one, but the last thing I want is to attract undue attention when I'm trying to have some private time.  lol
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #63 on: August 26, 2007, 12:23:51 PM »
Yes I can understand that consideration  :laugh: The one I have isn't that loud- its not an actual Hitachi magic wand though- is no noisier than the battery powered ones I have (and is quieter than my 'dead' rabbit).
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #64 on: August 26, 2007, 12:32:02 PM »
The Hitachi magic wand is the world's best selling "personal massager".
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #65 on: August 26, 2007, 01:15:42 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on August 26, 2007, 12:07:12 PM
Quote from: Pennywise on August 26, 2007, 12:06:24 PM
if getting off takes more than a minute i get distracted.

I like to prolong the anticipation usually.  ;)

Ditto.  I'm assuming the vibrators that are making you girls go off like blasting caps have penetrating/gspot components?  (I know the rabbit does, but haven't heard of the magic wand.)
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #66 on: August 26, 2007, 01:18:27 PM »
You can get attachments for the magic wand to make it into a g-spot stimulator but I just use mine for clitoral stimulation- if you position it just right  its hard to stop yourself from orgasming quickly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #67 on: August 26, 2007, 01:27:30 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on August 26, 2007, 01:18:27 PM
You can get attachments for the magic wand to make it into a g-spot stimulator but I just use mine for clitoral stimulation- if you position it just right  its hard to stop yourself from orgasming quickly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand

Wow.  Maybe that's a more desirable way to go about it for people who have kids or limited privacy?
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #68 on: August 27, 2007, 02:24:00 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 26, 2007, 01:15:42 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on August 26, 2007, 12:07:12 PM
Quote from: Pennywise on August 26, 2007, 12:06:24 PM
if getting off takes more than a minute i get distracted.

I like to prolong the anticipation usually.  ;)

Ditto.  I'm assuming the vibrators that are making you girls go off like blasting caps have penetrating/gspot components?  (I know the rabbit does, but haven't heard of the magic wand.)

i haven't either.

i've never had any joysticks.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #69 on: August 27, 2007, 07:47:27 AM »
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #70 on: August 27, 2007, 05:06:07 PM »
God DAMNIT! Some schmuck beat me to it and got post #69! :grrr:

So anyway, for all of you who got vibrators , do any of you(FEMALES only plz!fags STFU) stick it up your asshole from time to time?
Obviously it would need to be washed with disinfectant afterwards. Even if you dont, have you ever tried having something in your asshole at the same time?
Like a buttplug, or a dildo or somethin.....Thats what they call double penetration; I hear it feels really good for women.  ;D
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #71 on: August 28, 2007, 02:21:00 AM »
Quote from: Phuc Yu on August 27, 2007, 05:06:07 PM
God DAMNIT! Some schmuck beat me to it and got post #69! :grrr:

Guess you'll just have to set your goals lower.
Given what you've shown here, I'd suggest a
LOT lower.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #72 on: August 28, 2007, 08:41:05 AM »
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Guess you'll just have to set your goals lower.
Given what you've shown here, I'd suggest a
LOT lower.

In that case, Bend Over and Spread yer Cheeks! :laugh:
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #73 on: August 28, 2007, 01:33:53 PM »
no thanks.
« Last Edit: June 23, 2010, 11:53:38 AM by enronhubbard »
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #74 on: August 28, 2007, 01:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Phuc Yu on August 27, 2007, 05:06:07 PM
God DAMNIT! Some schmuck beat me to it and got post #69! :grrr:

So anyway, for all of you who got vibrators , do any of you(FEMALES only plz!fags STFU) stick it up your asshole from time to time?
Obviously it would need to be washed with disinfectant afterwards. Even if you dont, have you ever tried having something in your asshole at the same time?
Like a buttplug, or a dildo or somethin.....Thats what they call double penetration; I hear it feels really good for women.  ;D

don't tell fags to STFU! I AM THE FAGHAG AND DEFENDOR OF HOMOS AND I WILL TELL YOU TO STFU YOU CUNT!!!
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