Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[sg1008]

^Understands a little about fiddles and violins...but not a lot

[Jack]

^Unly knows how to play the world's smallest violin.

[sg1008]

^Cannot fall asleep unless she hears my fiddle playin

[Semicolon]

^ Thinks that "hears my fiddle playing" is a euphemism for .

[conlang returns]

^Is a zombie. 

[Semicolon]

^ Dresses like a zombie and wanders around I2.

[conlang returns]

^Dresses like Gareth and wanders around I²

[Semicolon]

^ Imitates Amy and wanders around chatautism.

[Gopher Gary]

^uses a luffa

[conlang returns]

Imitates scary gary, but is actually pennywise.

[Gopher Gary]

^Likes to *boop* my red nose.

[conlang returns]

^Boops more than just noses

[McGiver]

^uses butt plugs. Has never found one that fits tightly.

[Semicolon]

^ Supplies those butt plugs.

[sg1008]

^Enjoys his afternoon ginger beer with a cat named Ginger