odeon's ask away-thread

[duncvis]

you kept that quiet matey. hippo birthday

[Lucifer]

It's not on the dates.

it is for special people.  perhaps you're simply not special enough.

I wanna be speschul too. 

try learning to spell.

you want a long and fulfiling relationship with me, cal?

Who wouldn't? You're always such a nice and considerate
person.

you're utterly deluded, sunshine.  i'm a cow.

if only you'd said before - i could do with a laugh.

A well, like ships passing in the night,
we never had the chance to fully
foul one another.

only cos you keep springing a leak (hence your verbal diarrhoea).

  i thought you'd just been at the bottle again.

I made sense? 

to whom?

[Christopher McCandless]

It's not on the dates.

it is for special people.  perhaps you're simply not special enough.

I wanna be speschul too. 

try learning to spell.

you want a long and fulfiling relationship with me, cal?

Who wouldn't? You're always such a nice and considerate
person.

you're utterly deluded, sunshine.  i'm a cow.

He wants you to be a tart though. Honest.

if only you'd said before - i could do with a laugh.

A well, like ships passing in the night,
we never had the chance to fully
foul one another.

only cos you keep springing a leak (hence your verbal diarrhoea).

But he isnt sunk. That makes him even more of a ship.

  i thought you'd just been at the bottle again.

I made sense? 

to whom?

Myself, among others. Please dont say you need a translator now, Vivi...

[Calandale]

you're utterly deluded, sunshine.  i'm a cow.

I'm a taurean. What's the problem?

only cos you keep springing a leak (hence your verbal diarrhoea).

What can you expect? You've torn a hole
in my heart.

  i thought you'd just been at the bottle again.

I made sense? 

to whom?

Normally, you seem to understand me
when I'm drinking. Less otherwise.

[DirtDawg]

Happy birthday, Odeon.

 




Hi, Lucifer!

 

[Lucifer]

you're utterly deluded, sunshine.  i'm a cow.

I'm a taurean. What's the problem?

you're an arsehole.

only cos you keep springing a leak (hence your verbal diarrhoea).

What can you expect? You've torn a hole
in my heart.

i have?  is it fatal?  now where's that "post something good that happened today" thread...?

  i thought you'd just been at the bottle again.

I made sense? 

to whom?

Normally, you seem to understand me
when I'm drinking. Less otherwise.

only cos i'm used to interpreting people with speech brain impediments.


hi, Dawg! 

[Calandale]

you're utterly deluded, sunshine.  i'm a cow.

I'm a taurean. What's the problem?

you're an arsehole.

Seems rather suited then,
as you certainly must be constipated
to be so bitchy.

i have?  is it fatal?  now where's that "post something good that happened today" thread...?

Not fatal. Just means that I shall
persist, until you finally admit your
need for me.

  i thought you'd just been at the bottle again.

I made sense? 

to whom?

Normally, you seem to understand me
when I'm drinking. Less otherwise.

only cos i'm used to interpreting people with speech brain impediments.

Yes. Alcohol does lower me to the
level you are used to. Pity you can't
understand those with average (or above)
abilities.

[The_P]

It's not on the dates.

OMG, then it can't be my birthday.

That is fucking hilarious! :lol:

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[Lucifer]

you're utterly deluded, sunshine.  i'm a cow.

I'm a taurean. What's the problem?

you're an arsehole.

Seems rather suited then,
as you certainly must be constipated
to be so bitchy.

sorry, but you appear to be mistaking me for Diaper Girl:  i ain't shitting on anyone, thanks all the same. 

i have?  is it fatal?  now where's that "post something good that happened today" thread...?

Not fatal. Just means that I shall
persist, until you finally admit your
need for me.

result! - haven't had much target practise recently.  ta.

  i thought you'd just been at the bottle again.

I made sense? 

to whom?

Normally, you seem to understand me
when I'm drinking. Less otherwise.

only cos i'm used to interpreting people with speech brain impediments.

Yes. Alcohol does lower me to the
level you are used to. Pity you can't
understand those with average (or above)
abilities.

ooooh, hit a nerve, did we?      :lol:

now, what was that much over- (and erroneously) used phrase about scoring cheap points...?   

[Lucifer]

It's not on the dates.

OMG, then it can't be my birthday.

orly?  then you'd better give me those pressies back, you bloody fraud! 

p.s. 

[Calandale]

Seems rather suited then,
as you certainly must be constipated
to be so bitchy.

 i ain't shitting

Yes. As I said.

result! - haven't had much target practise recently.  ta.

Pissing standing again?
Certainly you didn't hit anything
here.

ooooh, hit a nerve, did we?      :lol:

Not in the least.
Don't really think
either of us CAN.

Well, so long as I don't
do one of the many things
that upsets you so much.

now, what was that much over- (and erroneously) used phrase about scoring cheap points...?   

Doesn't apply. This whole thing has been
nothing but cheap points. Just banter,
rather than any serious discussion.

If we were talking about something that
mattered, and one of us did that, as you
so often do, then there would be yet another
notation.

[Callaway]

you're utterly deluded, sunshine.  i'm a cow.

I'm a taurean. What's the problem?

you're an arsehole.

 

Hi, Lucifer.  

I have missed seeing your wit here.

 

[Lucifer]

you're utterly deluded, sunshine.  i'm a cow.

I'm a taurean. What's the problem?

you're an arsehole.

 

Hi, Lucifer.   

I have missed seeing your wit here.

 

 

only popping in cos the O Meister wanted me to* - you know how obedient i am.     

*not entirely true, cos i whizzed on for his b'day, but he likes me being on here, so i might pop in from time to time...

[Calandale]

Hell, I even enjoy seeing you here. 

[The_P]

I would say "welcome back", but you should already know how I feel by your presence.  :p