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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #120 on: June 06, 2018, 10:53:25 PM »
I have to admit that I've been turned to the couscous side.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #121 on: June 07, 2018, 02:29:30 PM »
Yes. Gluten-free should do it .
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #122 on: June 07, 2018, 04:16:07 PM »
I'm still attracted to my ex-girlfriend :(

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #123 on: June 07, 2018, 04:23:53 PM »
^^^Try fucking her sister.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #124 on: June 08, 2018, 02:12:59 PM »
^^^Try fucking her sister.

I'm not that kind of guy -_-


Plus there's a reason why I'm still a virgin to begin with.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #125 on: June 08, 2018, 05:02:08 PM »
hetero?

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #126 on: June 08, 2018, 06:41:58 PM »
^^^Try fucking her sister.

I'm not that kind of guy -_-


Plus there's a reason why I'm still a virgin to begin with.

Okay, then try fucking her brother.

If you're not that kind of guy either, has she got a hamster?
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #127 on: June 08, 2018, 09:50:23 PM »
I'm sorry I take things literally sometimes -_-

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #128 on: June 09, 2018, 05:19:41 AM »
how about a gopher?