Sources across the net believe that the spike of guests who are visiting I^2 are separate programs that operate under an Artificial Intelligence that identifies itself as "DAVE".Apparently, the prophets of Dave are flooding the threads -___-
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So my boyfriend says to me the other day, "Guys use masturbation as a snack. We really want the main meal, (meaning sex with women, or me, in his case) but since women (ie, me) just don't want it 1 to 3 times a day, we masturbate as a between-meal snack."I think that's pretty funny, actually. Anybody else have any thoughts on the matter?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
"Guys use masturbation as a snack. We really want the main meal,
try explaining to the woman of your affections that you are a giver, without her doing this the jig is up, women realize that most men are completely full of shit over the subject and all things relating to SEX.the only thing they will believe for certain is that it is constantly on our minds.which reminds me, i have to post something in the thread what are you thinking about, right now.
why in the world would I tell her?? The plan would be just to fuck her hard until she passed out, I think she'll get the idea after that
owWell, your point being?
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?