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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2007, 07:09:25 AM »
Okay, why has the word "id iot" been replaced with pea guy?

Someone get rid of the censors  :o
Its a correction.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2007, 07:11:30 AM »
6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?

6. i fantasize about revenge scenarios, but usually settle for doing drugs and forgetting about it after a few months of obsession. However, i have dispensed vengeance on some people, so long as i figure i can get away with it.
7. no, cars are boring and im not going to respond to some random moron who happens to honk at me
8. no
9. no
10. no
11. no
12. yes
13. no

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2007, 07:12:27 AM »
i care about the san andreas fault line.

I care about mc Jaccgers fault line shifting.
you hungry for a luncheon butt?  :laugh:

No I just don't want luncheon butt to seperate and upset the children.
yes you do!
Misunderstood.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2007, 07:13:04 AM »
This topic is boring. Not worth the expenditure.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2007, 07:14:59 AM »
This topic is boring. Not worth the expenditure.
Peaguy has something to hide...  :P

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2007, 07:27:21 AM »
1.  Yes, though I don't think about it much (only given to charities that aren't faith based that work in Africa twice).
2.  No
3.  No, I live in Florida and I feel the need to squash bugs quite often (damn mosquitos).
4.  I would laugh and then forget about it probably depending on how intense my hatred is for them.   Maybe I would call up a friend that has mutual hatred for said person and laugh together over their demise.
5.  I wouldn't think about it because it isn't worth the time or effort.


Here are some more

6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?

Do you ever ask yourself, What Would Jesus Do?

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2007, 07:45:36 AM »
Do you ever ask yourself, What Would Jesus Do?

Yes, but sometimes it is too late and after the fact.    I wouldn't answer yes to most of my questions, actually let me look them over.

Peter:   That is Deuteronomy.  Jesus was never faced with that situation in the New Testament, so there really isn't any record of what he would do.   That was an instruction to the Jews of that time.   Jesus really was seen as someone who wasn't necessarily doing everything that was in Jewish law anyways.    Very passive usually, I doubt he would cut off someone's genitals or something of that nature.   Probably why some of the Pharisees and such hated him so much.

6.  I usually forgive people, but when I take revenge it is with a plan and at a time of my choosing.
7.  I rarely cut people off (use the blinker ahead of time) and I don't think I have flipped someone I didn't know off in traffic.
8.  Once with my uncle and we ate the deer.
9.  No, unless they are insulting me first.
10.  No to the pubic hair (I know someone who does this), but I have farted on my brother.
11.  Never, that is annoying and generic and something my friend Tom does constantly.
12.  Yes to both.   I draw on things constantly (desks at school in HS), and I have burned down a kid's fort that I hated when I was 11.
13.  No.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2007, 07:46:57 AM »
This topic is boring. Not worth the expenditure.
Peaguy has something to hide...  :P

Speaking of something to hide, where's your picture? Hmm?

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2007, 07:47:52 AM »
This topic is boring. Not worth the expenditure.
Peaguy has something to hide...  :P

Speaking of something to hide, where's your picture? Hmm?
I shall have to find my phone cable, when i do there will be one up.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2007, 07:56:47 AM »
This topic is boring. Not worth the expenditure.
Peaguy has something to hide...  :P

Speaking of something to hide, where's your picture? Hmm?
I shall have to find my phone cable, when i do there will be one up.
OMG, where have we heard the old, "i need a cable to post my picture," before?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2007, 11:16:38 AM »
And any nice people here  :laugh:

Why aren't you willing to come clean on this matter? lol, the font I used is called poor richard

Anyway.

Fess up. No lies. No trying to sound PC and wanting to say or feel the right thing.

Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

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No.
No
No
Not care
Wouldn't care. I don't really know her or know who she is except she is related to Conrad Hilton?

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2007, 11:21:55 AM »
1.  Yes, though I don't think about it much (only given to charities that aren't faith based that work in Africa twice).
2.  No
3.  No, I live in Florida and I feel the need to squash bugs quite often (damn mosquitos).
4.  I would laugh and then forget about it probably depending on how intense my hatred is for them.   Maybe I would call up a friend that has mutual hatred for said person and laugh together over their demise.
5.  I wouldn't think about it because it isn't worth the time or effort.


Here are some more

6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?


Revenge but only harmless ones the ones that won't get me in trouble with the law. Silent treament and never speaking to them you won't get busted for so I do that and not caring about that person.
Never gone hunting
Sometimes depending on the situation like ifthey are getting a fact wrong like when Bush came into office. It was 2001, not 2000, its a fact. It's in books and textbooks, internet and that person keeps arguing with me.
No
No
No
No

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2007, 01:31:10 PM »


Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?

Of course. They too need to die,
in order to end their suffering.

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Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)

Not often, no. Probably not often at females either though.
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Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?

Guilt? Remorse certainly - not really guilt.

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If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?

I'd feel happy.

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If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

Depends on how it happened.
Could be hilarious though.



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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2007, 01:36:28 PM »
Here are some more

6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?

Usually revenge. And if it's bad enough, I have to plan.
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7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?

No. If I tried something that complex, I'd probably crash.

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8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?

Nope. Wanted to, in order to learn to gut something
though. And to see if I could take it.

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9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?

Need? No. I do it though, now and then.

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10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?

Only to those I love.
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11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?

Not in a long time. Maybe if I had friends again,
I'd act that childish though.

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12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?

Yes.

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13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?

Not meanly. I'm not sure if I have otherwise.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2007, 10:56:06 PM »
And any nice people here  :laugh:

Why aren't you willing to come clean on this matter? lol, the font I used is called poor richard

Anyway.

Fess up. No lies. No trying to sound PC and wanting to say or feel the right thing.

Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?

I think it's ridiculous that we live the way we do and they live the way they do. So yeah.

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Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)

Not really. Sometimes I wish I looked like certain people. I guess maybe every once in a while I've undressed a dude with my eyes, if only just to compare.  :eyebrows:[/quote]
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Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
Depends if it's a cute bug.
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If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
This sort of happened last year. It was a pretty weird feeling. I didn't miss her, but I felt bad that no one did and wished people hadn't fucking ignored all of her warning signs and just went on with their stupid lives like it was no big deal that a human being they were supposed to have been friends with just killed herself. :soapbox:
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If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?
Probably the exact opposite of how everyone else would react to it, whatever that would be.
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